Master Wong Quotes in Chin wong ji wong 2000 (1999)

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Master Wong Quotes:

  • Wasabi: What is he doing?

    Master Wong: This is the long lost kung-fu, The Fat Mantis!

    Wasabi: Fat Mantis, isn't this the most powerful move?

    Master Wong: It kills without blood.

    Wasabi: Wow!

  • Ferrari: (laughs) give them their latenight snacks.

    Mr. Lee: no we don't want any, help!!

    Master Wong: Why are you screaming, you don't like midnight snacks?

    Mr. Lee: No, they give us viagra in our meals. i haven't eaten in days.

    Master Wong: What an evil man!

  • Master Wong: This is the anniversary of my father's death. You don't have to be sad. My dad was an asshole. He robbed, raped and killed. His death was good for society. but my dad loved me a lot. He robbed a bank because he wanted to buy me a toy car. He killed a man because he said I wasn't handsome. He raped because I told him I wanted a sister. my dad was a great father.

  • Master Wong: Ping Pong... is not the macarena. It takes patience. She is like a fine, well-aged prostitute... it takes years to learn her tricks.

    [chuckles]

    Master Wong: She is cruel, laughs at you when you are naked, but you keep coming back for more, and more! Why? Because she is the only prostitute I can afford.

  • Master Wong: Welcome to the underbelly of ping-pong where fortunes are won and lost. I'm exaggerating, of course, but you get my point.

  • Master Wong: It is better to die like a tiger, than to live like a pussy.

  • Master Wong: Maggie! Your temper brings dishonor to my happy mushu palace.

  • Karl Wolfschtagg: You are so close to defeat that it already reeks of your cheap cologne.

    Master Wong: [smirks] The joke's on you, pretty boy. It's not cologne, it's lady speed stick.

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