Master Shake Quotes in Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie Film for Theaters (2007)
Master Shake Quotes:
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Frylock: Oh what, you've never seen a bra before?
Master Shake: Not with the BOOB MEAT inside of it!
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Master Shake: Now this square is the... man.
Meatwad: Ok.
Master Shake: This circle here, that's a uterus.
Meatwad: That's what it looks like?
Master Shake: Up close yes this is lifelike drawing of the uterus. See the guy takes the car after his job to pick up the uterus at her house...
Meatwad: Mmhmm.
Master Shake: because she doesn't work unless she's sweeping up something.
Meatwad: Wel... and where do they go?
Master Shake: All the way... to a hotel... which definitely has cable... and that's where this trapezoid becomes hmm shall we say... hahaha entangled with the exposed and aerated crotches.
Meatwad: And that there is the exposed crotches?
Master Shake: I told you that's the chair and the spatula.
Meatwad: I knew it.
Master Shake: Congratulate yourself my friend... you have just been laid.
Meatwad: Ooh... that feels good.
Master Shake: Yeah, I never tire of it.
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[to a creaturezoid in a tank of water]
Master Shake: What's a matter? Too faggy to come and get me?
[creaturezoid gets angry and starts pounding against the tank]
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Master Shake: And so Frylock is with us... in a manner of speaking... but he would never recover his smartness. That's why I have to cut up his food for him.
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[Frylock has died]
Time Lincoln: You know, I don't advertise this, but I can bring him back to life.
Master Shake: Ha ha! Yeah right! I bet you can't!
Time Lincoln: Oh yeah? How much you wanna bet, bro?
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Master Shake: [after beating on the Insanoflex egg with a crowbar which has hatched a baby Insanoflex] See, I get shit done!
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Frylock: Shake, not all women are into muscles.
Master Shake: Well, the beautiful ones are. The ones in Miami.
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Master Shake: We're here to throw down!
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Master Shake: That's what gets me off.
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Master Shake: [flexing] Hooah, lookit these guns!
[fart]
Master Shake: Oops. I just pooped a little bit.
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