Master Shake Quotes in Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie Film for Theaters (2007)

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Master Shake Quotes:

  • Frylock: Oh what, you've never seen a bra before?

    Master Shake: Not with the BOOB MEAT inside of it!

  • Master Shake: Now this square is the... man.

    Meatwad: Ok.

    Master Shake: This circle here, that's a uterus.

    Meatwad: That's what it looks like?

    Master Shake: Up close yes this is lifelike drawing of the uterus. See the guy takes the car after his job to pick up the uterus at her house...

    Meatwad: Mmhmm.

    Master Shake: because she doesn't work unless she's sweeping up something.

    Meatwad: Wel... and where do they go?

    Master Shake: All the way... to a hotel... which definitely has cable... and that's where this trapezoid becomes hmm shall we say... hahaha entangled with the exposed and aerated crotches.

    Meatwad: And that there is the exposed crotches?

    Master Shake: I told you that's the chair and the spatula.

    Meatwad: I knew it.

    Master Shake: Congratulate yourself my friend... you have just been laid.

    Meatwad: Ooh... that feels good.

    Master Shake: Yeah, I never tire of it.

  • [to a creaturezoid in a tank of water]

    Master Shake: What's a matter? Too faggy to come and get me?

    [creaturezoid gets angry and starts pounding against the tank]

  • Master Shake: And so Frylock is with us... in a manner of speaking... but he would never recover his smartness. That's why I have to cut up his food for him.

  • [Frylock has died]

    Time Lincoln: You know, I don't advertise this, but I can bring him back to life.

    Master Shake: Ha ha! Yeah right! I bet you can't!

    Time Lincoln: Oh yeah? How much you wanna bet, bro?

  • Master Shake: [after beating on the Insanoflex egg with a crowbar which has hatched a baby Insanoflex] See, I get shit done!

  • Frylock: Shake, not all women are into muscles.

    Master Shake: Well, the beautiful ones are. The ones in Miami.

  • Master Shake: We're here to throw down!

  • Master Shake: That's what gets me off.

  • Master Shake: [flexing] Hooah, lookit these guns!

    [fart]

    Master Shake: Oops. I just pooped a little bit.

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