Master Sardu Quotes in Bloodsucking Freaks (1976)

Master Sardu: Her mouth shall make an interesting urinal!

[torturing a girl on the rack]

Master Sardu: This will go far beyond every STRETCH of the imagination.

[Before opening night at the theatre]

Master Sardu: Ralphus, break a leg.

Ralphus: Whose, Master?

[after sawing a naked woman's hand off]

Master Sardu: Oh yes! Now we're getting the proper reaction.

Ralphus: Is she dead, master?

Master Sardu: Not quite.

Ralphus: If she died, no new show.

Master Sardu: I know, idiot.

Master Sardu: Well, how's our little patient today?

Natasha D'Natalie: I won't dance.

Master Sardu: Enough of that. Time to recoup your energy. Ralphus has made some chicken soup for you.

[feeding Natasha]

Master Sardu: There. He made it especially for you.

Natasha D'Natalie: Mmm.

Master Sardu: Delicious?

Ralphus: My mother taught me. I used the whole chicken. The secret is cooking it alive.

[While playing a game with Ralphus]

Master Sardu: How often to I have to tell you, I'm brown, your white!

Master Sardu: Don't you dare ruin my dinner!