Mason Storm Quotes in Hard to Kill (1990)
Mason Storm Quotes:
Senator Vernon Trent: You can take that to the bank!
Mason Storm: I'm gonna take you to the bank, Senator Trent. To the blood bank!
Mason Storm: This is for my wife. Fuck you and die!
[Storm fires a shot between the Senator's legs]
Mason Storm: I missed! I never miss! They must have been smaller than I thought!
Mason Storm: How do you like this, Vernon? I'd like to kill you so bad I can barely contain myself. But I've been thinking. Death is far too merciful a fate for you. So what I'm going to do is... put you in prison. A nice petite white boy like you in a federal penitentiary... Let me just put it this way, I don't think you'll be able to remain anal-retentive for very long.
[Storm has just killed Capt. Hulland]
Mason Storm: Now you're a good cop.
Mason Storm: So, how come you're not watching the Oscars tonight?
Counterman: The Oscars?
Mason Storm: Yeah, the Oscars.
Counterman: I hate the Oscars.
Mason Storm: You're not having a good time, huh?
Counterman: I mean, who needs the goddamn movies anyway? I got a show in here every single night.
Mason Storm: Yeah?
Counterman: You've got horror, sex, freaks, violence. I don't got to pay no four bucks either.
Felicia Storm: If people knew how sweet you are, they'd never be scared of you... I'm not scared of you.
Mason Storm: Maybe you should be.
Felicia Storm: There's blood on your shirt.
Mason Storm: It's not my blood, so you don't have to worry, do you?
[the owner of Mason Storm's former house enters a room where Storm has caused a mess]
Mason Storm: I'm sorry, but your contractor's doing a lousy job.
[a shotgun is pointed at Mason Storm]
Shotgun Punk: What are you grinning at, huh?
Mason Storm: Well, you know... there's only four of you guys, and... you only have one shot left in here. You know?
Punk: I'm gonna cut your fucking heart out!
Mason Storm: Yeah? Well, come and cut my heart out, okay? Come and cut my heart out!
[a knife-wielding punk wants to cut Mason, but Mason is holding a shotgun]
Mason Storm: Oh, I know what you're thinking. Mine's bigger than yours, right? It's not fair.
Mason Storm: [to Capt. Hulland] How does it feel to know you're about to die?
Youth: [eyeing the shot-up Jeep Storm's driving] How hot is it, homes?
Mason Storm: Smokin'
Youth: You got it!
[they switch vehicles]
Mason Storm: We're outgunned, and undermanned. But you know sumpin'? We're gonna win. You know why? Superior attitude. Superior state of mind.
Mason Storm: Who are you?
Danny: My name is Danny. I'm the physical therapist. I'm going to give you a massage, take you down the hall, and make you feel all right, okay?
Mason Storm: Get the fuck out of here.
Danny: Okay, don't worry about anything. I'm just going to take you down the hall.
Mason Storm: You give me this beard.
Andy Stewart: Yeah.
[both start laughing]
Andy Stewart: Well, you tried.
[Mason starts laughing and Andy looks at him]
Mason Storm: You ever been to China town.
Andy Stewart: Yeah, why?
Mason Storm: These are just some needles and herbs for my recovery.
Andy Stewart: Wow, how did you learn to write in Chinese.
Mason Storm: Well, when I was kid. My father was a missionary. I spent the first 10 years of my life in China. There, I learned how to fight as you could imagine. I remember going to my martial arts teacher.
[he imitiates the teacher]
Mason Storm: He said, "Why you come to me" and I say, "Ah, to learn how to fight." And he's like, "Oh, so you wanna hurt people, but you wanna be great." I say, "Yeah, I wanna be great. "Then first learn how to heal people to be great, to hurt people is easy."
[both looking at each other]
[Mason and Andy are packing up]
Andy Stewart: Where are we going?
Mason Storm: Out of here.
Mason Storm: What year is it?
Andy Stewart: Try not to talk.
Mason Storm: What year is it?
Andy Stewart: It's 1990.
Mason Storm: [Mason has a gun drawn, looking for Senator Trent] Oh, Vernon? Come on out, Vernon... No, you're not under the bed... You're so good at this, Vernon.
Mason Storm: [pointing a gun at the thugs in the pool room] How's the action, boys? Mind if I play? I know what you're thinking. If I have this in my hand that I can't play. How's this? Gonna put it away.
[puts away gun]
Mason Storm: Well, somebody hand me a cue.
Mason Storm: Come on. Let's go, guys. I'm missin' the Oscars.
Browse more character quotes from Hard to Kill (1990)