Mask Quotes in The Mask (1994)


Mask Quotes:

  • [after being shot]

    Mask: Hold me closer, Ed, it's getting dark.

    [cough, cough]

    Mask: Tell Auntie Em to let Old Yeller out.

    [cough cough]

    Mask: Tell Tiny Tim I won't be coming home this Christmas

    [cough, cough]

    Mask: Tell Scarlett I do give a damn.

    [coughs in Orlando's face, raspberries, then farts]

    Mask: Pardon me.

    [he dies, the Peanut Gallery appears and applauds while The Mask is handed an acting award]

    Mask: Thank you, you love me, you really love me!

  • Doyle: Really big sunglasses.

    Park Policeman: Bike horn.

    Doyle: Small mouth bass

    Park Policeman: Bowling Pin

    Doyle: [Yells in pain] Mouse Trap.

    Park Policeman: Rubber Chicken.

    Mask: A little to the left... that's it.

    Doyle: [squeezes a stress releaver toy a few times] mmmm, I don't know. Funny eyeball glasses?

    Mask: I've never seen those before in my life.

    Park Policeman: Bazooka?

    Mask: I have a permit for that.

    Doyle: [going through The Mask's pocket] Picture of Kellaway's wife.

    Lieutenant Mitch Kellaway: What?

    Mask: Uh-oh.

    Lieutenant Mitch Kellaway: Margaret!

    Mask: Geez I thought you would have a sense of humor. After all - you married her!

    [slaps both Kellaway and Doyle in the face repeatedly]

    Mask: That's gotta hurt.

    Lieutenant Mitch Kellaway: Get'em!

    [looks down to see his and Doyles wristes are handcuffed to eachother]

    Lieutenant Mitch Kellaway: Doyle!

  • [a bomb has just exploded inside The Mask, leading to a fiery belch]

    Mask: [With Italian accent] THAT'S A SPICY MEATBALL!

  • Mask: Hold on, Sugar! Daddy's got a sweet tooth tonight!

  • Mask: You were good kid, real good. But as long as I'm around, you'll always be second best, see?

  • Mask: [about to attack the mechanics who cheated him earlier] Hold on to your lugnuts, it's tiiiiime for an overhaul!

  • Mask: [after falling out an apartment window, the Mask pulls his head out of the ground and faces the camera] Look, Ma! I'm road kill! Ha, ha, ha!

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