Mask Quotes in The Mask (1994)

[after being shot]

Mask: Hold me closer, Ed, it's getting dark.

[cough, cough]

Mask: Tell Auntie Em to let Old Yeller out.

[cough cough]

Mask: Tell Tiny Tim I won't be coming home this Christmas

[cough, cough]

Mask: Tell Scarlett I do give a damn.

[coughs in Orlando's face, raspberries, then farts]

Mask: Pardon me.

[he dies, the Peanut Gallery appears and applauds while The Mask is handed an acting award]

Mask: Thank you, you love me, you really love me!

Doyle: Really big sunglasses.

Park Policeman: Bike horn.

Doyle: Small mouth bass

Park Policeman: Bowling Pin

Doyle: [Yells in pain] Mouse Trap.

Park Policeman: Rubber Chicken.

Mask: A little to the left... that's it.

Doyle: [squeezes a stress releaver toy a few times] mmmm, I don't know. Funny eyeball glasses?

Mask: I've never seen those before in my life.

Park Policeman: Bazooka?

Mask: I have a permit for that.

Doyle: [going through The Mask's pocket] Picture of Kellaway's wife.

Lieutenant Mitch Kellaway: What?

Mask: Uh-oh.

Lieutenant Mitch Kellaway: Margaret!

Mask: Geez I thought you would have a sense of humor. After all - you married her!

[slaps both Kellaway and Doyle in the face repeatedly]

Mask: That's gotta hurt.

Lieutenant Mitch Kellaway: Get'em!

[looks down to see his and Doyles wristes are handcuffed to eachother]

Lieutenant Mitch Kellaway: Doyle!

[a bomb has just exploded inside The Mask, leading to a fiery belch]

Mask: [With Italian accent] THAT'S A SPICY MEATBALL!

Mask: Hold on, Sugar! Daddy's got a sweet tooth tonight!

Mask: You were good kid, real good. But as long as I'm around, you'll always be second best, see?

Mask: [about to attack the mechanics who cheated him earlier] Hold on to your lugnuts, it's tiiiiime for an overhaul!

Mask: [after falling out an apartment window, the Mask pulls his head out of the ground and faces the camera] Look, Ma! I'm road kill! Ha, ha, ha!