Mary SMith Quotes in Meet the Blacks (2016)

Jim Smith: WELCOME, NEIGHBORS! We are...

Jim Smith, Mary SMith: ...the Smiths!

Carl Black: My name is Carl Black.

Mary SMith: It's little ironic that... that your name is... Black. 'Cause you *are* bla...

Carl Black: Don't... say it... , bitch.

[Mary sees Ed Wood posters on pornographer Johnny Ride's office wall.]

Mary Smith: Are gangster and horror films all you produce?

Johnny Ryde: Those are made by friends of mine. I think you'll find my type of picture entirely different.

Mary Smith: [offering a drink] Have some.

Stretch Willoughby: What's that? Champagne?

Mary Smith: Uhuh.

Stretch Willoughby: I had some once. Ain't bad.

Mary Smith: Don't you like this one either?

J.B. Ball: I do not. It looks like a salt shaker.

Van Buren: Well, we think its very recherché.

J.B. Ball: That's the trouble with it.

Mr. Louis Louis: [points to icebox] Gasbox.

Mary Smith: What?

Mr. Louis Louis: They tell me it works with gas, but I don't believe it.