Mary Lou Quotes in One for the Money (2012)


Mary Lou Quotes:

  • Stephanie Plum: Oh, crap! Mooch Morelli just pulled in. Oh, wow... did he lose, like, seventy pounds?

    Mary Lou: Yeah, lap band. He got tired of being known as Joe's fat cousin. Now he's known as Joe's ugly cousin. It's so unfair.


    Stephanie Plum: Nah, I think he looks better. You're not being very nice.

    Mary Lou: Would you hang up the phone and go check the car for clues?

  • Mary Lou: Are you a seeker, a seeker of truth?

    Newt Scamander: More of a chaser.

  • Mary Lou: [about Kowalski] Hes hurt! He looks ill!

    Newt Scamander: He'll be fine. Murtlap bites aren't serious.

    Newt Scamander: [getting concerned] I admit that is a slightly more severe reaction than I've seen, but if it was really serious, he'd have...

    Mary Lou: What?

    Newt Scamander: Well, the first symptom would be flames out of his anus...

  • Mary Lou: There's strange things going on all over the city. People behind this are not like you and me. There's a hidden society, it goes back centuries.

  • Mary Lou: [to people] Something is stalking our city! Reaping destruction and then disappearing without a trace!

  • Eve: [after a dinner where Terry Randall has evidently spoken very eloquently about Shakespeare] Well, I don't like to gossip, but that new gal seems to have an awful crush on Shakespeare!

    Susan: [jokingly] I wouldn't be surprised if they get married!

    Mary Lou: [with genuine naiveté] Oh, you're foolin'! Shakespeare's dead!

    Susan: [Feigning surprise, playing along to entertain the others] No!

    Mary Lou: Well, if he's the same one that wrote "Hamlet", he is!

    Eve: [playing along, too] Never heard of it.

    Mary Lou: Well, certainly you must have heard of "Hamlet"!

    Eve: Well, I meet so many people.

  • Mary Lou: This will be my 35th performance as a spectator.

    Judy Canfield: Cheer up, Mary Lou. Someday the people on the stage will sit and watch the audience and you'll be a sensation.

  • Mary-Lou: You know Tommy, you're a freak. I don't mean that unkindly. I like freaks. And that's why I like you.

  • Mary-Lou: What are they like, your children?

    Thomas Jerome Newton: They're like children. Exactly like children...

  • Thomas Jerome Newton: If I stay, I'll die.

    Mary-Lou: What're you talking about? Take me with you, I'll see you don't die.

    Thomas Jerome Newton: I can't stay.

    [walks away from her]

    Mary-Lou: You're an alien!

  • Mary-Lou: I really like you mister. What do you do? For a living, I mean?

    Thomas Jerome Newton: Oh, I'm just visiting.

    Mary-Lou: Oh, a traveler!

  • Thomas Jerome Newton: What is this music Farnsworth keeps sending me? I don't like it.

    Mary-Lou: Some big named composer.

    Thomas Jerome Newton: I don't want it. I want something with singing on it.

  • Thomas Jerome Newton: Do you think I could have something to drink?

    Mary-Lou: Are you sure you should drink?

    Thomas Jerome Newton: I'd like a glass of...

    Mary-Lou: Gin? A nice gin and tonic with four cubes of ice and a slice of lime. Hmm. How's that sound mister?

    Thomas Jerome Newton: Just a glass of water.

  • Mary-Lou: First, we'll have a drink. Then I'll have a bath. And tomorrow - we'll go to church. Lord, I love gin.

  • Mary-Lou: What happens to you when you drink?

    Thomas Jerome Newton: I see things.

  • Mary-Lou: I don't love you anymore.

    Thomas Jerome Newton: And I don't love you.

  • Thomas Jerome Newton: [Mary-Lou starts the elevator] I'll just walk.

    Mary-Lou: It's five flights.

    [Thomas leans against the wall and falls to the floor]

    Mary-Lou: Should I stop it?

    Thomas Jerome Newton: Just keep going.

    Mary-Lou: Oh my God.

  • Mary-Lou: Oh, come on, Tommy. Don't go now. Give us another chance.


    Mary-Lou: You won't find anyone else like me, you know. You won't find anyone who'd do for you like I've done for you.

  • Mary-Lou: All I'm trying to say, Tommy, is that if you could just prove who you really are, you'd be *free*! Don't you understand, they don't understand you! The don't *believe* you. Believe me, they think you're one of *us*. They think you're a freak - or a fake. I know you're not. All you have to do is just prove it to 'em. Let 'em see you as you really are!

  • Mary-Lou: Boy, you're really hooked on water, aren't you?

  • Thomas Jerome Newton: I can't go to church.

    Mary-Lou: Oh, come on, Tommy, it's a real good church. You won't feel out of place. Makes me feel so good. Gives me something to believe in. Everybody needs that: a meaning to life. I mean, when you look out at the sky at night, don't you feel that somewhere, out there, there's gotta be a God. There's gotta be.

  • Mary-Lou: [Talking to herself] Damn cheap princess.

  • Mary-Lou: Are you married?

    Thomas Jerome Newton: Yes.

    Mary-Lou: I thought so. What's she like, your wife? Is she like me?

    Thomas Jerome Newton: No.

    Mary-Lou: I didn't think so. Well, I guess I'll do for now, won't I?

  • Mary-Lou: Mmmm. I want it. I've been dreaming of it. Please.

  • Mary-Lou: This country's rich! We got - everything!

  • Mary-Lou: You're going to die like an animal. Just an animal - a stupid creature.

  • [last lines]

    Mary Lou: [addresses the audience / referring to Donald] What a charmer, huh. Something tells me you're going to be seeing a lot more of this very special child.

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