Mary Lou Quotes in One for the Money (2012)
Mary Lou Quotes:
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Stephanie Plum: Oh, crap! Mooch Morelli just pulled in. Oh, wow... did he lose, like, seventy pounds?
Mary Lou: Yeah, lap band. He got tired of being known as Joe's fat cousin. Now he's known as Joe's ugly cousin. It's so unfair.
[laughs]
Stephanie Plum: Nah, I think he looks better. You're not being very nice.
Mary Lou: Would you hang up the phone and go check the car for clues?
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Mary Lou: Are you a seeker, a seeker of truth?
Newt Scamander: More of a chaser.
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Mary Lou: [about Kowalski] Hes hurt! He looks ill!
Newt Scamander: He'll be fine. Murtlap bites aren't serious.
Newt Scamander: [getting concerned] I admit that is a slightly more severe reaction than I've seen, but if it was really serious, he'd have...
Mary Lou: What?
Newt Scamander: Well, the first symptom would be flames out of his anus...
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Mary Lou: There's strange things going on all over the city. People behind this are not like you and me. There's a hidden society, it goes back centuries.
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Mary Lou: [to people] Something is stalking our city! Reaping destruction and then disappearing without a trace!
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Eve: [after a dinner where Terry Randall has evidently spoken very eloquently about Shakespeare] Well, I don't like to gossip, but that new gal seems to have an awful crush on Shakespeare!
Susan: [jokingly] I wouldn't be surprised if they get married!
Mary Lou: [with genuine naiveté] Oh, you're foolin'! Shakespeare's dead!
Susan: [Feigning surprise, playing along to entertain the others] No!
Mary Lou: Well, if he's the same one that wrote "Hamlet", he is!
Eve: [playing along, too] Never heard of it.
Mary Lou: Well, certainly you must have heard of "Hamlet"!
Eve: Well, I meet so many people.
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Mary Lou: This will be my 35th performance as a spectator.
Judy Canfield: Cheer up, Mary Lou. Someday the people on the stage will sit and watch the audience and you'll be a sensation.
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Mary-Lou: You know Tommy, you're a freak. I don't mean that unkindly. I like freaks. And that's why I like you.
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Mary-Lou: What are they like, your children?
Thomas Jerome Newton: They're like children. Exactly like children...
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Thomas Jerome Newton: If I stay, I'll die.
Mary-Lou: What're you talking about? Take me with you, I'll see you don't die.
Thomas Jerome Newton: I can't stay.
[walks away from her]
Mary-Lou: You're an alien!
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Mary-Lou: I really like you mister. What do you do? For a living, I mean?
Thomas Jerome Newton: Oh, I'm just visiting.
Mary-Lou: Oh, a traveler!
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Thomas Jerome Newton: What is this music Farnsworth keeps sending me? I don't like it.
Mary-Lou: Some big named composer.
Thomas Jerome Newton: I don't want it. I want something with singing on it.
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Thomas Jerome Newton: Do you think I could have something to drink?
Mary-Lou: Are you sure you should drink?
Thomas Jerome Newton: I'd like a glass of...
Mary-Lou: Gin? A nice gin and tonic with four cubes of ice and a slice of lime. Hmm. How's that sound mister?
Thomas Jerome Newton: Just a glass of water.
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Mary-Lou: First, we'll have a drink. Then I'll have a bath. And tomorrow - we'll go to church. Lord, I love gin.
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Mary-Lou: What happens to you when you drink?
Thomas Jerome Newton: I see things.
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Mary-Lou: I don't love you anymore.
Thomas Jerome Newton: And I don't love you.
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Thomas Jerome Newton: [Mary-Lou starts the elevator] I'll just walk.
Mary-Lou: It's five flights.
[Thomas leans against the wall and falls to the floor]
Mary-Lou: Should I stop it?
Thomas Jerome Newton: Just keep going.
Mary-Lou: Oh my God.
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Mary-Lou: Oh, come on, Tommy. Don't go now. Give us another chance.
[whispers]
Mary-Lou: You won't find anyone else like me, you know. You won't find anyone who'd do for you like I've done for you.
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Mary-Lou: All I'm trying to say, Tommy, is that if you could just prove who you really are, you'd be *free*! Don't you understand, they don't understand you! The don't *believe* you. Believe me, they think you're one of *us*. They think you're a freak - or a fake. I know you're not. All you have to do is just prove it to 'em. Let 'em see you as you really are!
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Mary-Lou: Boy, you're really hooked on water, aren't you?
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Thomas Jerome Newton: I can't go to church.
Mary-Lou: Oh, come on, Tommy, it's a real good church. You won't feel out of place. Makes me feel so good. Gives me something to believe in. Everybody needs that: a meaning to life. I mean, when you look out at the sky at night, don't you feel that somewhere, out there, there's gotta be a God. There's gotta be.
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Mary-Lou: [Talking to herself] Damn cheap princess.
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Mary-Lou: Are you married?
Thomas Jerome Newton: Yes.
Mary-Lou: I thought so. What's she like, your wife? Is she like me?
Thomas Jerome Newton: No.
Mary-Lou: I didn't think so. Well, I guess I'll do for now, won't I?
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Mary-Lou: Mmmm. I want it. I've been dreaming of it. Please.
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Mary-Lou: This country's rich! We got - everything!
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Mary-Lou: You're going to die like an animal. Just an animal - a stupid creature.
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[last lines]
Mary Lou: [addresses the audience / referring to Donald] What a charmer, huh. Something tells me you're going to be seeing a lot more of this very special child.
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