Marvin Boggs Quotes in RED (2010)

Marvin Boggs: Frank, I never thought I'd say this again. I'm getting the pig!

Businesswoman: That's right, old man!

Marvin Boggs: Old man?

Frank Moses: No respect.

Marvin Boggs: Can I kill her now?

Frank Moses: [nods affirmative]

Marvin Boggs: [steps out from behind shipping container and shoots her oncoming bazooka rocket blowing her up]

Marvin Boggs: Old man my ass!

Marvin Boggs: I remember the Secret Service being tougher.

Victoria: Me too.

Marvin Boggs: Do you know what's wrong with this country?

Sarah Ross: They all are trying to kill us?

Marvin Boggs: Exactly!

Marvin Boggs: [from trailer ] Why are you trying to kill me?

Frank Moses: Look, why would I be trying to kill you?

Marvin Boggs: Because last time we met, I tried to kill you.

Frank Moses: That was a long time ago.

Marvin Boggs: Some people hold on to things like that.

Frank Moses: [Marvin has just shot a bad guy] Feel better?

Marvin Boggs: Yeah. You guys want to get pancakes?

Frank Moses: [Brings out a gas torch] Where'd you get this?

Marvin Boggs: Home Depot.

Frank Moses: How much?

Marvin Boggs: [shrugs] Ten bucks.

Marvin Boggs: [Frank and Marvin are being chased by the Moldovan Ground Forces. Marvin is in a dress, sitting in a wheelbarrow that is being pushed by Frank] I told you something bad was gonna happen!

Frank Moses: [annoyed] Keep your dress on!

Marvin Boggs: Moldova sucks.

Frank Moses: [to the MGF] Moldova sucks!

Alexander Dunning: Are you gonna let me talk to them? I can negotiate something.

Marvin Boggs: Thanks, when we want your help we'll get out the drain cleaner.

Alexander Dunning: Listen plastic man, those bastards probably have orders to kill ME, too.

Joe Matheson: I hope so.

Alexander Dunning: Why? Cause I'm the bad guy? I'm scum?

Marvin Boggs: Can I just shoot him now?

Alexander Dunning: No. You don't have people killed. I have people killed; I'm the bad guy, remember?

Joe Matheson: [Knocks out Dunning with a punch to the jaw. Shrugs] Not worth a bullet.

[preparing to torture Dunning]

Marvin Boggs: You want...

[holds up pliers]

Marvin Boggs: Nipples?

[another set of pliers]

Marvin Boggs: Nuts?

[an auger spike]

Marvin Boggs: Potty trainer?

Frank Moses: People get shot all the time.

Sarah Ross: No they don't. They get... paper cuts.

Marvin Boggs: ...I mostly get shot.

Marvin Boggs: Frank, we gotta get rid of this broad. I know a great place up the road. Lots of alligators.

Frank Moses: We're not getting rid of the broad. I like her.

Marvin Boggs: What's the angle?

Frank Moses: No angle. I like her.

Marvin Boggs: Ok. So they pull her voice from the payphone even now. Install the voice recognition software and backtrace it to Singer. Then we show up, they bring out the satellite and we're fried with Y rays.

Marvin Boggs: Can I kill her *now*?

[last lines]

Marvin Boggs: Moldova sucks.

Frank Moses: Moldova sucks.