Marvin Quotes in RED 2 (2013)

The Frog: You think I'm just going to roll over for you hegemonic, Mickey Mouse-loving Americans?

Marvin: [Hits him hard in the stomach] Leave Mickey out of it!

Frank: Look, I'm retired, okay? I'm happy. We're happy.

Marvin: Frank... Frank, you haven't killed anybody in months!

Frank: That is not a bad thing. Okay? That's a positive thing for a lot of people.

Frank: Marvin, is that a stick of dynamite in your pocket?

Marvin: Yeah, but I'm saving it for an emergency.

Frank: Well, this is kind of an emergency, isn't it?

Marvin: She has talents you and I will never have.

Frank: What talents?

Marvin: People like her.

Han Cho Bai: If she lives, this'll be good for your relationship. You're right.

Marvin: And if there's one thing I know, it's women and covert ops.

Frank: That's two things.

Han Cho Bai: No, grasshopper. It is not.

Han Cho Bai: You blew up my plane!

Sarah: Sorry.

Marvin: I was wrong? So we're not even gonna *die*?

Frank: Not yet.

Han Cho Bai: I was actually starting to like you. I was even thinking about not killing you. This is what happens when you try to save the world.

Victoria: Han, Han. You can't put a price on these things.

Han Cho Bai: You owe me 30 mil for the plane, and 20 for not killing you! You're a dead man, Moses.

Frank: Thanks for your help. Really.

[starts walking away]

Sarah: You think he means it?

Frank: Nah, he's a nice guy.

Han Cho Bai: I mean it, Frank!

Frank: Alright...

Victoria: [to Marvin] They're gonna be right as rain.

Marvin: [whispering] He made the run to emotional safety.

Frank: What are we doing?

Sarah: Let's face it, Columbo, Things were getting a little stale.

Marvin: Wow. Mommy just slapped Daddy at the dinner table!

Marvin: Frank is a very simple creature with very simple needs. Okay? It's killing, eating, sexting, eating... Killing, I guess.

Sarah: What's your point?

Marvin: I can't believe you kissed The Frog!

Sarah: Well, I've kissed a lotta frogs.

Marvin: What happens in the Kremlin stays in the Kremlin!

Marvin: [pointing to his own body] Two shots here and here. Drag the body in there and repeat as necessary.

Sarah: No safety.

Marvin: No safety.

[last lines]

Sarah: [shooting up a third-world bar]

Marvin: [wearing a fruit headpiece] Don't look at me, she's your girlfriend.

Frank: Ah, come on...

Marvin: [Drops a bomb in the toilet] Poo-poo's comin'!

Frank: You gave her a gun?

Marvin: It is America, Frank.

Sarah: Everyone else has a gun.

Frank: She has no idea what to do with this.

Sarah: I know exactly what to do with it!

[grabs gun back and accidentally fires]

Frank: You don't give fire to a kitten! Why don't you just give her dynamite, Marvin.

[walks away]

Sarah: No external safety on the Sig?

Marvin: [stunned] No.

Marvin: I knew she would play him like a banjo at an Ozark hoe-down, so I have the key.

Marvin: Edward Bailey was a genius physicist who built some of the greatest stuff during the Cold War. Neutron bombs, particle beam weapons, nerve gas. Excellent nerve gas. He was a rock star of conceptual mass killing. They called him the "Da Vinci of Death".

Sarah: [Slaps Frank repeatedly so he could come to] He's out.

Marvin: He might be awake.

Sarah: Oh, good. So he can feel it. Did you ever, ever in your entire CAREER let yourself get drugged? You still like her! And now she has the key!

Marvin: She doesn't have the key. She has a key.

Sarah: What?

Marvin: I knew she would play him like a banjo at an Ozark hoedown, so I have the key.

Frank: [Mutters after getting slapped one more time] Water.

Marvin: [Looks at the bomb] It's counting down, Frank.

Han Cho Bai: Shut it off. Right?

Marvin: Shut... Yeah. With what? Acupressure?

Han Cho Bai: I don't know.

Marvin: Well, why is it my responsibility?

Han Cho Bai: Just do something.

Marvin: With my Mr. Chemistry set? I don't know what I'm doing.

Marvin: You like it, huh? How 'bout you give me twenty bucks for it?

John McClane: How 'bout I let you live?

Marvin: Man knows how to bargain.

Carmine Lorenzo: It's time to kick ass.

Marvin: Just like Iwo Jima!

John McClane: What do you say, Marv?

Marvin: I'll be damned if I'm gonna clean up this mess.

Marvin: I'm Marv. I thought you was trying to steal my records, that's all.

[Esperanza's plane has appeared; Stuart impersonates the control tower to talk to the plane]

Col. Stuart: Dulles Tower, Foxtrot Michael One. Dulles Tower, Foxtrot Michael One.

Pilot (Foreign Military Plane): This is Foxtrot Michael One, Dulles. We read you, over.

Col. Stuart: Foxtrot Michael One, you are to come in on Runway 1-5. I repeat: 1-5.

[In the back of the plane, Esperanza strangles and kills his guard; cuts to McClane and Marvin in the basement]

Marvin: [about the radio he lifted from one of Stuart's henchmen] I found it on the floor next to the luggage belt. What the hell are you so excited about?

John McClane: The code's still punched into this one.

Marvin: You like it, huh? How 'bout you give me twenty bucks for it.

John McClane: How 'bout I let you live?

Marvin: Man knows how to barter.

[Cuts back to the pilots of Esperanza's plane]

Pilot (Foreign Military Plane): This is contrary to our instructions. We are to land at Runway 1-0, where we are to be met by representatives of your Justice Dep...

[He is interrupted by the sound of someone cocking a pistol, and turns around to see Esperanza pointing a gun at his head]

Gen. Ramon Esperanza: Captain, please tell the tower you will proceed as ordered.

[the pilot looks at his co-pilot, then back at Esperanza, then finally speaks into his headset]

Pilot (Foreign Military Plane): Roger, Dulles. Proceeding to Runway 1-5.

[the co-pilot immediately grabs for the gun. As he struggles with Esperanza, he is shot in the chest, while another errant shot goes through the cockpit window; the resulting noise startles Stuart in the church and Trudeau in the control tower]

Col. Stuart: Foxtrot Michael One, come in please.

[In the plane, Esperanza trains his gun on the pilot again]

Pilot (Foreign Military Plane): What are you gonna do now? You gonna shoot me? Then who would fly the plane?

Gen. Ramon Esperanza: [smiles] Don't worry about it. It's not your problem.

[He shoots and kills the pilot, then takes the pilot's seat. He pulls out a radio transceiver and presses the descrambler code]

Gen. Ramon Esperanza: Eagle Nest, this is Falcon, Mayday. Eagle Nest, this is Falcon, mayday.

[Hearing Esperanza communicating over the radio instead of over the tower frequency, Garber hands Stuart a radio]

Col. Stuart: Go ahead, Falcon.

Gen. Ramon Esperanza: I've lost cabin pressure. Near zero visibility. I must get out of the storm, and land now, on the first accessible runway.

Marvin: You're late Joe. YOU CAN'T BE LATE!

Marvin: You can blame the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation for making androids with GPP...

Arthur: Um... what's GPP?

Marvin: [despondently] Genuine People Personalities. I'm a personality prototype. You can tell, can't you...?

[Marvin, Trillian, Ford, Arthur and Zaphod are being fired upon by Vogons - the others flee as Marvin only very slowly walks away]

Marvin: I don't know what you're all worried about. Vogons are the worst marksmen in the galaxy.

[he is shot in the back of the head]

Marvin: Now I've got a headache.

Trillian: Marvin... you saved our lives!

Marvin: I know. Wretched, isn't it?

Marvin: Freeze? I'm a robot. I'm not a refrigerator.

Marvin: I think you ought to know I'm feeling very depressed.

Trillian: Well, we have something that may take your mind off it.

Marvin: It won't work, I have an exceptionally large mind.

Trillian: Yeah, we know.

[last lines]

Marvin: Not that anyone cares what I say, but the restaurant is at the *other* end of the Universe.

Marvin: Life? Don't talk to me about life!

Marvin: I've been talking to the main computer.

Arthur: And?

Marvin: It hates me.

Marvin: [as Vogons fire at the group] Don't see what the big deal is... Vogons are some of the worst shots in the galaxy...

Marvin: [one hits Marvin, leaving a smoking hole in his head. he turns] Now I've got a headache!

Marvin: [as they are gazing at the wonder of Magrathea] Incredible... it's even worse than I thought it would be.

[Arthur and Ford have each been unexpectedly hit in the face by some unknown flyswatter-like thing]

Zaphod: [after finally also being hit in the face] Zarquon! What was that? Geez...

Marvin: [depressed] I'd make a suggestion, but you wouldn't listen.

[even more depressed]

Marvin: No one ever does.

Marvin: I've calculated your chance of survival, but I don't think you'll like it.

Marvin: This will all end in tears.

Marvin: [Trillian, Ford, and Zaphod have gone through the portal and left Arthur and Marvin behind] I told you this would all end in tears.

Arthur: Did you? Did you?

Marvin: Here I am, brain the size of a planet, and they ask me to take you to the bridge. Call that job satisfaction, 'cause I don't.

Arthur: I think that door just sighed.

Marvin: Ghastly, isn't it? All the doors on this spaceship have been programmed to have a cheery and sunny disposition.

Marvin: I have a million ideas, but, they all point to certain death.

Arthur: Thanks very much, Marv!

Marvin: [Yelling to Russell at a distance] You'd better run, Aladdin! You're dead meat!

[in the Bronx VA hospital]

Ron Kovic: This place is a fuckin' slum!

Marvin: You want out of here, man? Fine. We take that leg of yours, and we can get you out of here in two weeks!

Ron Kovic: I want my leg.

Marvin: Why?

Ron Kovic: I want my leg!

Marvin: Why? You can't feel it no how!

Ron Kovic: (incredulous and angry) It's my leg! I want my leg, you understand? Can't you understand that? All's I'm sayin' is that I want to be treated like a human being! I fought for my country! I am a Vietnam veteran! I fought for my country!

Patient: [off-camera] Shut the fuck up!

Ron Kovic: And I think that I deserve to be treated... decent!

[from trailer]

Shelley: They're kicking me out?

Marvin: Maybe it's because of your age.

Shelley: But I'm 27.

Marvin: But that's 59 in Bunny Years.

Kelli: Hi, are you the new daddy?

Marvin: I'm your daddy.

[wheeze]

Marvin: I'm not your daddy! I'm your baby's daddy! Er - I'm not your *baby's* daddy! I'm gonna be... I mean, I'm-a... I'm-a... I'm...

Phil: You're Marvin...

Marvin: ...Marvin.

The Flash: We need more chasing bad guys!

Marvin: Hey, that's an excellent idea!

The Flash: Like the Joker!

Marvin: No, you see, buddy, that's Batman's bad guy. You're the Flash, you need to be fighting...

The Flash: Lex Luthor?

Marvin: No, that's Superman. You need to be fighting Captain Boomerang, Gorilla Grod, the Reverse Flash...

The Flash: How about the Riddler?

Marvin: [to Charlie and Phil] What are you doing to these kids?

Evan: Theres no sex in your movie, there has to be more sex.

Marvin: No there is some, it's just not obvious

Jules: You, flock of seagulls, you know why we're here? Why don't you tell my man Vincent where you got the shit hid at?

Marvin: It's over th...

Jules: I don't remember askin' you a Goddamn thing! You were saying?

Roger: It's in the cupboard.

[Vincent starts looking in the upper cupboard]

Roger: No, no, the one by your kn-knees.

Jules: We happy?

[Vincent continues staring at the briefcase's contents]

Jules: Vincent! We happy?

Vincent: Yeah, we happy.

Brett: I'm sorry, I didn't get your name. I got yours, Vincent, right? But I didn't get yours...

Jules: My name's Pitt. And your ass ain't talkin' your way out of this shit.

Brett: No, no, I just want you to know... I just want you to know how sorry we are that things got so fucked up with us and Mr. Wallace. We got into this thing with the best intentions and I never...

Jules: [Jules shoots the man on the couch] I'm sorry, did I break your concentration? I didn't mean to do that. Please, continue, you were saying something about best intentions. What's the matter? Oh, you were finished! Well, allow me to retort. What does Marsellus Wallace look like?

Brett: What?

Jules: What country are you from?

Brett: What? What? Wh - ?

Jules: "What" ain't no country I've ever heard of. They speak English in What?

Brett: What?

Jules: English, motherfucker, do you speak it?

Brett: Yes! Yes!

Jules: Then you know what I'm sayin'!

Brett: Yes!

Jules: Describe what Marsellus Wallace looks like!

Brett: What?

Jules: Say 'what' again. Say 'what' again, I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker, say what one more Goddamn time!

Marvin: [cowering and shivering in the corner after seeing Brett get shot down by Jules and Vincent] Oh, fuck! I'm fucked. Oh, fuck! Oh, fuck!

Vincent: Is he a friend of yours?

Jules: Hmm? Oh, Vincent, Marvin. Marvin, Vincent.

Vincent: [as Marvin continues crying and carrying on] Better tell him to shut the fuck up. He's gettin' on my nerves!

Jules: Marvin? Marvin... MARVIN!

[Marvin looks up]

Jules: I'd knock that shit off if I was you.

Marvin: Man, I don't even have an opinion.

Marvin: I already told you I don't know anything about any fucking setup; you can torture me all you want.

Mr. Blonde: Torture you? That's a good idea. I like that.

Marvin: You talking to me you fucking wop?

Marvin: Fuck you!

Marvin: Once a general, always a general.

Marvin: [first time he interacts with Jimmy] Hey Jimmy-boy! It's good to see you.

Jimmy: That was some place you sent me to yesterday. I got your note.

Marvin: What note?

Jimmy: [Looks up in astonishment] The one you left at the Belville.

Marvin: [Frowns] I didn't leave you anything.

Jimmy: No?

Marvin: No.

Marvin: You was supposed to stay put until you heard from me.

Jimmy: Yeah well, the Feds were all over me. I had to get away.

Marvin: [Shrugs] Forget it, it's spilled milk. And you did an excellent job, I'm very proud of you Jimmy.

Jimmy: Thanks.

Marvin: Tell you the truth, I think in some ways you're better off here. I mean this place is wide open, fortune to be made. You are gonna want to be a part of it.

Jimmy: Yeah well I'm not so sure, not after the last one. I really sold those people a bad deal.

Marvin: [Glares at Joseph] I'm really getting fed up with your negative attitude.

Marvin: This country is divided into two types of people. Ford People and Chevy People.

Willy Grogan: Lew!

Marvin: We've been having a quiet, kind of professional talk in here with him.

Willy Grogan: What happened?

Lew Nyack: [in pain from 2 sore mangled hands] Otto was here. So's I wouldn't be any help to Galahad... they busted my hands.

Willy Grogan: Otto?

Marvin: We're an old established firm that can't afford to take chances.

Willy Grogan: Who? Who?

Ralphie: I was never a shy one, Willy.