Marty Huggins Quotes in The Campaign (2012)

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Marty Huggins Quotes:

  • Marty Huggins: Wouldn't you like to hear Cam Brady recite the Lord's Prayer?

    Cam Brady: If the media would mind turning off all their recording devices and closing their eyes.

    [observes Mitch helping him]

    Cam Brady: Our Father, Art, who is up in Heaven. Aloe Vera be thy name. The thigh... Thy kingdom... come... the magic kingdom. As it is on Earth in a helicopter. Give us this day our daily... pizza. And let us digest it. Forgive us, forgive our passes we forget sometimes. On women folk with their... to dine, like that is a nice caboose you got there.

    [is cut off]

    Cam Brady: That's not part of it, I know that. Keep your heads bowed please. Forgive our tress passes. And lead us not into the Temptations for we are tired of their music and dancing. And deliver us from evil with your sword and mighty falcon. Forever and ever and ever. Amen.

  • Dylan Huggins: I put a firefly in my butthole.

    Marty Huggins: Why?

    Dylan Huggins: So I could see my farts glow.

  • Cam Brady: [as Cam sees Marty trying to open the door] Push it.

    Mitch: Push it.

    Marty Huggins: Push it, push it real good?

  • Marty Huggins: Well, I'll tell you this. I'll make you proud. I will. I'll make you - I'll make you real proud.

    Raymond Huggins: I'd say there's mathematically zero chance of that happening. Your brother Tripp is a bull's-eye. But you look like Richard Simmons just crapped out a goddamn hobbit.

    Marty Huggins: Dad, if you're still holding a grudge because I wore Crocs to Mom's funeral... like I've told you a thousand times, I'm sorry. Mom would've wanted it that way. She was casual.

  • Marty Huggins: Bring your brooms cause it's a mess.

  • Cam Brady: I heard your nickname was Tickleshits in high school, I'm gonna see if it's true!

    [tackles Huggins and starts to tickle him]

    Marty Huggins: [starts to giggle]

    Tim Wattley: Don't you dare shit your pants, Marty!

  • Dylan Huggins: I go to the mall and take pictures up women's skirts. I have a whole book of cooter shots under my bed.

    Marty Huggins: Oh god...

    Clay Huggins: One time I shoved a firefly up my butt hole.

    Marty Huggins: Why?

    Clay Huggins: To make my farts glow.

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