Marty Charles Quotes in The Weekend (2007)

Marty Charles: [motioning to girl] Look at her man. I wouldn't even last two pumps.

Jacob Meyers: I will not stand for this lack of confidence. If girls like self certainty and all you got are doubts, you're telling 'em there's someone better out there. But there's not! You are what they've been waiting for all their lives. Marty Charles... Debonaire Extraordinaire. Now either you get confident quick or I'm gonna throw you the hell outta here.

Marty Charles: You think we drink at times like this because it's the answer or because we're idiots?

Jacob Meyers: ...Idiots.

[drinks]

Jacob Meyers: [to crying Benjamin] I don't mean to sound insensitive, but what kind of cruel bitch does this in the middle of a party. Everyone's drunk. Emotions running high. She knew this was when it was gonna fuck you up the most... She's like an evil puppeteer. You are a finely crafted marionette, but she's treating you like a fucking finger puppet, man.

Marty Charles: [quick] You're metaphors are getting out of control.

Jacob Meyers: That was a simile.

Marty Charles: You think we drink at times like this because it's the answer or because we're idiots?

Jacob Meyers: ...Idiots.

[drinks]