Martin Soap Quotes in Punisher: War Zone (2008)

Martin Soap: [after Agent Budiansky finds out that the Punisher is Soap's partner] You know, you're not as stupid as you...

[Agent Budiansky stares at him angrily]

Martin Soap: I didn't say that.

Frank Castle: Let me out.

Martin Soap: You know, Frank, giving you a tip is one thing, password to the crime database is another, but letting you go...?

Frank Castle: Soap!

Martin Soap: Fine.

Special Agent Paul Budiansky: Would you mind explaining to me, how a handcuffed criminal in custody escapes from your locked car?

Martin Soap: [embarrassed] Castle's a slippery one.

Martin Soap: Oh, God. Now I've got brain splattered all over me.

Police radio: Suspects are armed and dangerous, I repeat suspects are armed and dangerous.

Special Agent Paul Budiansky: Let's do this.

Martin Soap: [nervously] Really?

Special Agent Paul Budiansky: Just drive the car.

Martin Soap: So when did Donatelli go undercover?

Special Agent Paul Budiansky: We were partners in narcotics. Unfortunately, most of the blow we confiscated ended up in my nose. Internal Affairs tried to get Nicky to rat me out. He wouldn't, so they sent him undercover. He's dead because of me.

Martin Soap: So you still "skiin' the old alps"?

Special Agent Paul Budiansky: No. That's in the past.

[Budiansky reveals he knows Soap and Castle have been working together]

Martin Soap: How'd you figure it out?

Special Agent Paul Budiansky: Unless you've arrested Houdini, a handcuffed suspect doesn't usually escape from custody that easily.

Martin Soap: Wow. You know, you're not as stupid as you...

[off Budiansky's glare]

Martin Soap: I didn't say that.

Martin Soap: [sees Saffiotti with a bloody mouth] What happened to you?

Saffiotti: Your Punisher, he disarmed me, held me at gunpoint, and stole our damn ride. And where the hell were you, huh?

Martin Soap: I knew he would come.

[pulls out a pen and notepad]

Martin Soap: Hey, let me get your statement. Come on, Saffiotti, tell me everything, how'd it go down, huh? Huh?