Martin Brogan Quotes in High Spirits (1988)

Martin Brogan: Tonight's the one night I turn to flesh so... what d'ya say to a wee bit o' skelpin', eh? Come on. At least tell me your name.

[He vanishes under the sheet]

Sharon: [She lifts up the sheet and sees his naked body] Wow!

Martin Brogan: Oh, really? I've got the best bahookies from here to Ballinderry. Come on, what do you say? Let's give it a twirl, eh?

Sharon: [She drops the sheet and continues filing her nails] Drop dead.

Martin Brogan: Ooooh, God, what a woman.

Martin Brogan: That was a dirty trick wasn't it, eh? Eh? Kicking me right in the bahoogies.

Sharon: You were going to stab your wife with a sword, you pig.

Martin Brogan: Ah, sure, that's no big thing. I do it every night.

Sharon: Oh, and I suppose watching other men's wives in the bathtub is no big deal either.

Martin Brogan: [backs Sharon against a wall] Sure, it's a grand thing if the wife happens to be you.

[leans in for a kiss]

Sharon: [moves away] You dirty peeping Tom.

Martin Brogan: My name's not Thomas. It's Martin.

Jack: Hi, Marty!

[surprised after Martin has come flying through the window to pin Jack to the wall]

Martin Brogan: Where's the wife?

[Jack points towards the stairs; Martin looks at Mary and turns back]

Martin Brogan: Not mine, you dolt. Yours!

Martin Brogan: [trying to seduce Sharon] Madam, for you I missed my wedding for the first time in years, that's how much I want you. Sure, I know I'm a ghost and a murderer but forget about all that.