Martin Brody Quotes in Jaws 2 (1978)

Martin Brody: But I'm telling you, and I'm telling everybody at this table that that's a shark! And I know what a shark looks like, because I've seen one up close. And you'd better do something about this one, because I don't intend to go through that hell again!

Martin Brody: [as the shark approaches Brody]

Martin Brody: All right, you big bastard! Come On! I've got something for ya' now! That's it! Attaboy, come one! Right over here! Open wide OPEN WIDE! SAY AAH!

[after Brody has been fired]

Martin Brody: Maybe they're right... I'm tired... I'm tired... Too damn tired...

Ellen Brody: Too damn drunk. That's what you are, too damn drunk.

Ellen Brody: That's your third smoke already!

Martin Brody: With coffee...

Ellen Brody: Try a donut.

Martin Brody: That boat's gonna take you in. Where the hell are they?

Hendricks: About ten degrees off your starboard bow. You take...

Martin Brody: Don't give me that shit, point!

Martin Brody: Oh, Hendricks, good! Right this way. Excuse us, please. I want you to come in here and, er, check out this 908.

Hendricks: What the hell's a 908? I've never heard of a 908!

Martin Brody: 908 means get me outta there!

Phil Fogarty: I can't watch a ball game anymore, I can't watch the news anymore! I can't even watch a movie! All I hear is that damn kid and his damn radio going "Breaker, Breaker, Breaker"!

Martin Brody: Well, I'll see what I can do, but remember, it's under federal jurisdiction.

Phil Fogarty: So call the FBI!

Martin Brody: Better check the bite radius.

Dr. Elkins: The what?

Martin Brody: The shape of the mouth...

Dr. Elkins: Whales mouth?

Martin Brody: Shark's mouth.

Dr. Elkins: What shark?

Martin Brody: The shark that did this.

Dr. Elkins: We don't know that, do we?

Martin Brody: But we're here to find out!

Dr. Elkins: And we will.

Hendricks: I can't hear you if you're going to whisper!

Martin Brody: I think we've got another shark problem.

Mayor Larry Vaughn: Are you serious?

Martin Brody: You bet I'm serious.

Len Peterson: Brody, this is nothing! Seaweed, mud, something on the lens...

Martin Brody: Lens my ass!

Len Peterson: You're damn right it's your ass!

Martin Brody: You don't have to worry about being sued or being ruined if this turns out to be what I think it is, because there won't be anybody here!

Ellen Brody: [at the hotel opening ceremony] Listen, do me a favour. Act as if you've been here the whole time.

Martin Brody: How do I do that?

Ellen Brody: Just look bored.

Martin Brody: I mean, it's obvious that a big fish took a bite out of... this big fish.

Dr. Elkins: This is a mammal. Not a fish.

Martin Brody: Don't quibble with me! Is it a shark bite or isn't it?

Dr. Elkins: Possibly. But then again this is a killer whale, it would have to be a shark of considerable size.

Helicopter Pilot: [over radio] That you, Brody?

Martin Brody: Yeah, Ed, listen, did you have a fix on those kids yet?

Helicopter Pilot: Negative - I'm still down.

Martin Brody: Well, you'd better get the hell up, because I'm out here all alone!

Martin Brody: [studying photo Fogarty has developed from the missing divers' camera] Yeah... that's the Orca.

Phil Fogarty: Good lens too, fast. One-four, I think. You notice that difussion over there...

Martin Brody: [cuts him off] Come on, Phil, don't jerk me around. What else have you got?

Phil Fogarty: Over here. I exposed another bunch this morning, but I haven't had a chance to develop them yet.

Martin Brody: [as the next photo vaguely shows the outline of the shark] That's it, that's the one.