Martian Quotes in Wittgenstein (1993)

Martian: Hail, Earthling.

Young Ludwig Wittgenstein: Earthling? I'm a philosopher, Ludwig Wittgenstein. Who are you?

Martian: You could call me Mister Green. May I ask you a question; how many toes do philosophers have?

Young Ludwig Wittgenstein: Ten.

Martian: Fascinating. That's how many humans have.

Young Ludwig Wittgenstein: Mister Green, philosophers are humans, and know how many toes they have.

Martian: Oh dear. Does that mean Martians can't be philosophers?

Young Ludwig Wittgenstein: Oh, god.

[last lines]

Martian: Hail Chromodynamics, Lord of Quantum. This is Quark, Charm and Strangeness reporting. Concerning the philosopher Ludwig Wittgenstein, deceased. The solution to the riddle of life in space and time lies outside space and time. But as you know and I know, there are no riddles. If a question can be put at all, it can also be answered.