Martha Stewart Quotes in Bad Moms (2016)

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Martha Stewart Quotes:

  • Amy: This party is raging.

    Kiki: What a turnout.

    Martha Stewart: Hi, would you ladies like a Jell-O shot?

    Amy: Is that, is that? Martha Stewart! Martha, Oh, my God.

    Kiki: Thank you. Oh, my God.

    Martha Stewart: Good, right?

    Carla: I'm cumming.

    Kiki: Oh, my God. What's in this?

    Martha Stewart: Well, it's bespoke lingonberry gelatin... and a shitload of vodka.

    Kiki: They're delicious!

    Martha Stewart: I start my day with six of these.

  • Arthur Herk: Make her stop! God in heaven! Make her stop! She wants my soul!

    Martha Stewart: Arugula! Arugula! Arrrrrrrrugula!

  • Arthur Herk: Oh, my God! She's coming to get me!

    Pat Greer: The dog, Mr. Herk?

    Arthur Herk: No! Her!

    Pat Greer: Who?

    Arthur Herk: You know! Her!

    Martha Stewart: Herk, Herk, Herk! Herk!

    Arthur Herk: Oh, my God, she knows my name... She knows everything! She's come to take my soul!

    Pat Greer: Mr. Herk, this is important...

    Arthur Herk: Please don't let her take my soul!

    Pat Greer: What the hell's he talking about?

    Monica Romero: I don't know.

    Alan Seitz: How close did he get to that toad?

    Monica Romero: Like face first.

    Alan Seitz: Beufotin. Hell of a hallucination. He's gone and he's not coming back.

    Martha Stewart: [growls]

  • Jane Emelin: I wanted to talk to you about Alice, Martha.

    Martha Stewart: Alice?

    Jane Emelin: I was down at the Korean grocery and he told me that she all of a sudden just stopped ordering groceries from the...

    Martha Stewart: Wait a minute, wait a minute, why are you asking the Koreans about Alice?

    Jane Emelin: I didn't ask him, he just told me that.

    Martha Stewart: What is it with you? First the police, then the Koreans. Don't you have any respect for people's privacy? Who do you think you are, a spy?

    Jane Emelin: No, I'm not a spy.

    Martha Stewart: And what about what I told you about Mr Collins? I asked you to leave the poor man alone. He told me that you've been knocking on his door, asking about this and that and this and that. There are rules here, but you have to be a rebel, don't you? You are just like your aunt.

    Jane Emelin: Why are you attacking me all of a sudden, Martha?

    Martha Stewart: I'm not attacking you! I'm warning you! You are walking on very thin ice down here! You are putting the thermometer on the radiator! Some of us are trying to live here!

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