Marsha Quotes in Rush Hour 3 (2007)

Marsha: I want a lawyer!

Detective James Carter: You need a personal trainer! This license says you weigh 180 pounds; that's more than the damn car, girl!

Marsha: I have a thyroid condition!

Detective James Carter: Well stop eating thyroids!

Marsha: [as Grace is bringing water to their table] Oh no-no-no-no-no! Do you have *bottled* water?

Grace Briggs: Sure. Anybody else?

Marsha: I don't want Swiss water. I got sick on an imported Swiss water.

[to her friend]

Marsha: Do you remember that night? As long as it's not Swiss or tap water it will be fine, preferably French, no bubbles. I want it cold, no ice, no glass, just the bottle and a straw. Do you want to write it down? I don't want Swiss water, I got sick on an imported Swiss water once...

Grace Briggs: I'm pretty sure I got it.

Marsha: [later, as Grace is telling her the specials] That sounds so *fattening*. Is every dish here cooked in *oil*?

Grace Briggs: No... some we boil in Swiss water.

Marsha: I'm curious. Just how many grades DID you flunk?

Cesar: Will you marry me?

Marsha: Well, I would.

Marsha: But you're a total fag and I'm a total bitch.

Marsha: We just couldn't get our children into the good schools.

Marsha: [repulsed] You said you were 26!

Shadowhawk: Do you know how difficult it was for me to not be able to reach out and touch you and...

Marsha: [cutting him off while trying to climb out of the trailer] Ewww, that's gross!

[Shadowhawk is old enough to be her father]

Shadowhawk: How many fingers am I holding up?

[Holds up two fingers]

Marsha: Two.

Shadowhawk: [Puts down hand] See? I was holding up one.

Terry Collier: [to young couple kissing passionately in lift] It's young Marsha isn't it, shouldn't you be in bed?

Marsha: We'd rather be but dad's in, that's why we're in the lift.