Marmaduke Quotes in Marmaduke (2010)

Marmaduke: [Ending scene, going to sleep with Phil and Debbie again]

[Whispering]

Marmaduke: Wait for it... Wait for it...

[Marmaduke farts loudly]

Phil Winslow: Oh, Marmaduke!

Debbie Winslow: Marmaduke!

Phil Winslow: What did you eat?

Carlos: Man, you got a serious problem.

Marmaduke: [laughs] It never gets old.

Marmaduke: This is my stepbro, Carlos. Say hey, Carlos.

Carlos: Hey, Carlos.

Marmaduke: He's pretty cool for a cat. Which helps, since he's kinda my only friend...

Marmaduke: [Laying down in bed with Phil and Debbie] Wait for it... Wait for it...

[Marmaduke farts loudly]

Phil Winslow, Debbie Winslow: Marmaduke!

Phil Winslow: What did you eat?

Debbie Winslow: Ew!

Marmaduke: [Chuckles] I know it's juvenile, but it's all I've got. So there you have it. Day in the life of old Marmaduke here.

Debbie Winslow: This is really bad.

Marmaduke: Guys, I am sorry. T-that was - that was a little much, even for me. Bad Marmaduke. All right, enough. Lights out.

Marmaduke: I'm Marmaduke, by the way.

Mazie: Yikes. Immediately moving on...

Marmaduke: [a well-groomed Mazie arrives] You... you look amazing.

Mazie: I feel like a fluffy monstrosity.

Marmaduke: Out here, the dog park is like high school for dogs. You got you're jocks and you're cheerleaders.

[cheerleader dog gets hit by a freebie: Freebie!]

Marmaduke: you're drama geeks.

[a cop pretends to shoot two dogs: Bang bang! they fall over. a dog in a hand bag: I've been in this for so long I can't feel my legs]

Marmaduke: And you're bully's, the pedigrees.

Bosco: Check out those ears, can you even fly with those things all what?

[Thunder and Lighting laugh]

Marmaduke: You think my ears are too big?

Carlos: Those things are huge. Do friends fly free?

Phil Winslow: Come on, I feel like we're forgetting something.

Debbie Winslow: We have everything, but the furniture and the dog.

Phil Winslow: Look at him, he's just sitting there.

Debbie Winslow: I know.

Phil Winslow: You think he'll be okay here alone?

Debbie Winslow: I think he'll be fine. He's got food and water, and I'm having Laura from down the street look in on him.

Phil Winslow: Right, right. I mean what's the worst that could happen? He has a party? Invite his girlfriend over?

Marmaduke: [after they left the house] Yes and... yes!

Marmaduke: That's right, we're moving to the OC. O man is life gonna change. New house, new smells and the nicest bath I ever had. speaking of which, a little privacy please.