Marlboro Quotes in Harley Davidson and the Marlboro Man (1991)
Marlboro Quotes:
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Marlboro: Harley, if you were shootin' for shit you wouldn't get a whiff!
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Harley Davidson: We're gonna jump.
Marlboro: Are you out of your fuckin' mind?
Harley Davidson: C'mon, it's the only way.
Marlboro: Uh-uh.
Harley Davidson: You're gonna get shot up here.
Marlboro: Well, you're gonna get squashed down there.
Harley Davidson: I'd rather be squashed than shot.
Marlboro: Not me.
Harley Davidson: Fine, then.
[punches Marlboro]
Harley Davidson: I owe you that.
[Jumps off building into pool below]
Marlboro: I hate you for this... I fuckin' hate you for this.
[Jumps]
Marlboro: I HATE YOU HARLEY... Oh shit!
Harley Davidson: Some rush, eh?
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Marlboro: My old man told me, before he left this shitty world, never chase buses or women, you'll always be left behind.
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Harley Davidson: I kicked his ass before.
Marlboro: That was in 3rd grade, and Jack had a broken arm.
Harley Davidson: Yeah, but I'm the one that broke it.
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Marlboro: Squeeze the trigger, don't yank it, it's not your dick.
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Marlboro: You know, that gun costs about two dollars every time you fire it. That's two bucks a bullet.
Harley Davidson: Well how many'd I hit?
Marlboro: You spent twelve dollars and didn't hit a goddamn thing. I nailed one and it cost about four and a quarter.
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Guard: [Harley and Marlboro are robbing an armoured car] Who are you guys?
Marlboro: Well, he's Harley Davidson, and I'm the Marlboro Man.
Guard: You look like a bunch of two-bit hoods to me.
Harley Davidson: [the car's trunk explodes] Now does that look like the work of two-bit hoods?
Guard: Yeah. Pros would've used my keys.
[Harley and Marlboro look at each other]
Harley Davidson: Well, he likes to blow things up.
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Marlboro: He's gonna take my girl, I'm gonna take his bike.
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Marlboro: My old man told me, before he left this shitty world, the right woman can make ya, and the wrong woman can break ya.
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Marlboro: You shot me Harley!, You fucking shot me!, I can't believe you shot me!
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Marlboro: [Walking along brightly lit Las Vegas strip] I hate this fucking town.
Harley Davidson: Hey, man, you don't know anything about this city.
Marlboro: I grew up here, you dumb bastard.
Harley Davidson: I didn't know that.
Marlboro: Yeah, well, what you don't know is a lot.
Harley Davidson: You mean to tell me that real cowboys - I mean shit-kicking rodeo cowboys - come from Vegas?
Marlboro: Some of the best. Perhaps even ONE of the best.
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Marlboro: My old man used to tell me before he left this shitty world, five rules of playing pool for cash. Lesson #1, always shoot with a cigarette in your mouth.
Big Indian: Can't smoke with no fire, asshole.
Marlboro: I quit!, Lesson #2, always know the table before you shoot.
[Marlboro shoots the ball]
Marlboro: Lesson #3, make sure you chalk that stick... REAL GOOD... before each shot!
[Marlboro shoots the ball again]
Marlboro: Lesson #4, never make a bet... if you can't pay the debt.
[Marlboro puts his hat on the table and shoots the ball again]
Marlboro: Lesson #5, if you lose, make sure you stand up straight and tall.
[points to the ball]
Marlboro: that corner... like a man
Marlboro: School's out boys!
Big Indian: You better get out of town, cowboy... before my cord snaps!
Marlboro: I'm good to go, as soon as I have five big bills in my pocket... and your woman in my bed!
Big Indian: Well I ain't got no $500 cowboy, and there's no way in hell you're bedding down my woman.
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Harley Davidson: [after wishing Marlboro "Happy Birthday"] How does it feel to be an old man?
Marlboro: The older the bull, the stiffer the horn.
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Virginia Slim: Robert, you've got to tell me where you are.
Marlboro: Nope, can't do that. I've already dug enough graves, and none of them my own.
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Marlboro: Lay off my boots Harley!, I'm in no fucking mood.
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Marlboro: You know, my old man told me before he left this shitty world that there would be blue-bellied chicken shit bastards like you out there!
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Marlboro: Guns are meant to be shot Harley, not thrown!
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