Mark Loftmore Quotes in Waxwork (1988)

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Mark Loftmore Quotes:

  • China: Can't a girl get laid around here without being burned at the stake?

    Mark Loftmore: [with an unlit cigarette in his mouth] Anybody got a match?

    China: I do what I want when I want. Dig it or fuck off.

  • [Mark is threatened by an armed French guard]

    Mark Loftmore: I'm sorry, I was never very good at languages.

  • Mark Loftmore: One last thing before you kill us Lincoln!

    Mr. Lincoln: You know my name?

    Mark Loftmore: I should. You murdered my grandfather!

    Mr. Lincoln: You're a Loftmore! Old horror lord's grandchild. Well, well, well, what a coincidence. It's such a small world!

    Mark Loftmore: Well, then why do you want to end it?

    Mr. Lincoln: Somebody has to.

  • Mark Loftmore: [reading the first bit of the essay he had his maid write for him on 'Dictators'] 'The Trouble with Dictators'. I think dictators are the bad people. They have the shouting voices, and the small moustaches.

    [sighs]

  • Sir Wilfred: [in the form of a raven] When you first used Solomon's locket, you opened a doorway to another universe... Cartagra...

    Mark Loftmore: Cartagra?

    Sir Wilfred: ...the place where the true battle between good and evil is played out for eternity.

    Mark Loftmore: I still don't...

    Sir Wilfred: Let me try putting this in a more earthly way: Sarah and you have actually stumbled into God's Nintendo game, where He and the devil fight it out, using their various Time Warriors as different characters... forever trying to tip that delicate balance one way or another.

  • Mark Loftmore: [Releasing prisoners from Scarabis's Dungeon] Do you guys know how to fight?

    [Prisoners cheer]

    Mark Loftmore: Then let's go kick some butt!

    [Prisoners look puzzled]

  • Scarabis: Before I kill you, tell me; from what village does such reckless impetuosity originate?

    Sarah Brightman: America!

    Mark Loftmore: Of course!

    Scarabis: America? Is that North or South of London?

    Mark Loftmore: It's the future!

    Sarah Brightman: Kind of West...

    Scarabis: Well, let us pray no more of your friends venture East!

    Mark Loftmore: You ain't heard nothing yet!

  • [Mark (as Douglas) must read a body the burial prayer, quickly]

    John Loftmore: Read directly to the bones... page 210, chapter 13, verse 7.

    Mark Loftmore: Ecapsmi evig nig inglock...

    John Loftmore: Douglas, the book is upside down.

  • Baron Von Frankenstein: You slut! And vith Henry Clavell, my best friend!

    Sarah Brightman: Vell perhaps if you spent less time vith that heap of brain-damaged flesh in the basement and more time vith me, I vouldn't have to seek pleasures elsevere! Vould I?

    Baron Von Frankenstein: But vith him!

    Mark Loftmore: Now, just a minute!

  • Mark Loftmore: [Realises he has poured vinegar, not water, over the hole the vulture has gored in Roger's chest] Ooh! Sorry!

    Roger: Don't worry, it's only a flesh wound...

  • Mark Loftmore: Shine forth your count to Nancy...

    John Loftmore: Countenance!

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