Mark Kendall Quotes in Once Bitten (1985)

Robin: Mark, what is it?

Mark Kendall: [after witnessing about being invisible in a mirror] Look! I'm not there! Look! I swear I wasn't there a minute ago. It was that woman.

Robin: The one who bit your buttons?

Mark Kendall: I think she is a vampire and I think she has turned me into one.

Robin: Turning you into a vampire?

Mark Kendall: That's why I couldn't see myself. Vampires don't have a reflection.

Ice-Cream Customer: Do you have a Creamsicle?

Mark Kendall: Take a hike! We're closed for renovations.

Mark Kendall: I don't want to be a vampire. I'm a *day* person.

Robin Pierce: Ow. You bit my lip.

Mark Kendall: I did?

Robin Pierce: Yeah.

Mark Kendall: Well you shouldn't be so sweet.

Mark Kendall: Oh, Robin, PLEASE?

Robin Pierce: Mark, we've been through this sex thing a million times.

Mark Kendall: Half way through it a million times. It's what people do when they're in love! It's natural. It's right.

Robin Pierce: Well it's not natural or right for me to do it in a car.

Mark Kendall: What about an ice cream truck?

Mark Kendall: What was that scene in the shower all about?

Russ: That's the thanks I get for trying to help out a friend?

Mark Kendall: Oh you're a big help, thanks a lot. Did it ever occur to you guys that maybe you could've asked me?

Jamie: Oh my God!

Russ: She told us to look!

Jamie: I knew it! I knew it, we enjoyed it!

Russ: Would you shut up? Just shut up!

Jamie: No that's it! We're homos! We're rump-rangers!

Mark Kendall: Are you a prostitute?

Countess: I'm whatever you want me to be.

Mark Kendall: Good! 'Cause I only have five dollars!

Mark Kendall: Please don't bite my buttons.

[repeated line]

Mark Kendall: I'm not a vampire

Mark Kendall: Get me outta here.

Countess: Hello, tall, dark and handsome.

Mark Kendall: Me?

Mark Kendall: It finally happened. Did I enjoy it?

Russ: Tell us what happened, man! Blow by beautiful blow! Did you undress her slowly? Like first, revealing big lucious magoombas?

Jamie: Did she have any tattoos or scars or anything?

Mark Kendall: I told you I don't remember! If you guys are so interested in my sexual failures, why don't you go have a few of your own?

Robin Pierce: Oh Mark, I can't believe you're going to throw away our relationship on a one-night stand with a chauffeur and a butler and a slut who eats buttons! But you did. You *really* did!

[takes ring off her finger]

Robin Pierce: You can have your damn ring back!

Mark Kendall: What am I supposed to do with it?

Robin Pierce: Use your imagination!