Mark Garrison Quotes in The Ugly Dachshund (1966)

Kenji: Rion! Rion!

Mark Garrison: Lion?

[Kenji points to Brutus, standing over Mr. Toyama, laying on the ground]

Fran Garrison: Brutus! Mark call him off. Mr. Toyama.

Mr. Toyama: Take away rion!

Fran Garrison: That's not a lion, that's a dog.

Mr. Toyama: [sits up] You call THAT, dog?

Fran Garrison: Mark it's hard enough to cater a party for 60 people without that four legged demolition squad around.

Mark Garrison: Demolition squad? Well what about that, that wrecking crew of yours?

[the Daucshunds]

Garbage Man: [after Mark rescues Chloe from the back of the garbage truck] Hey you know something? I'll bet that's why Brutus wouldn't let me in the truck, he knew that little pooch was in there.

Mark Garrison: It's certainly looking that way, don't you think, Fran?

Mark Garrison: Look out, rion.

[Kenji jumps back into the tree]

Officer Carmody: Business address?

Mark Garrison: The same. I'm an artist, I work at home.