Mark Avery Quotes in Kicking & Screaming (2005)

Mark Avery: Hi, I'm Mark Avery - you know, I like to keep my pimp hands strong

[waving hands, gesturing]

Mark Avery: You dig, Cracker? Ya feel me?

Phil Weston: What does that mean?

Mark Avery: I don't know, I heard it on a rap video once. But I'm really funny. I've got like a million jokes.

Phil Weston: Great, I'd love to hear one. Shoot.

Mark Avery: Remember the time when you caught and you fell over?

Phil Weston: Right, yeah...

Mark Avery: [all the kids laugh] Ha ha! I got ya good! I burned ya! I got ya, bad!

Phil Weston: How did I get burned? Okay, apparently I don't get it.

Phil Weston: Looks who's here! I'll give you a hint - Hall of Fame, Chicago Bears...

Mark Avery: Sammy Sosa?

Mike Ditka: C'mon!

Phil Weston: Football... coached the 1986...

Mike Ditka: '85.

Phil Weston: Right, '85 Bears to Superbowl victory... it's Mike Ditka!

Mark Avery: Do you know Sammy Sosa?

Mike Ditka: Hey, zip it, kid!

Phil Weston: This is Gian Piero and Massimo. They're apprentice butchers.

Mark Avery: Could the blacksmiths and candlestick makers not make it?

Mike Ditka: Shut up!

Mark Avery: Hey Buck, remember when we beat you at the championship game?

Buck Weston: Oh yeah, well remember the time when I shoved that kid into the pool?

[kicks Mark into the swimming pool]