Mark Antony Quotes in Carry on Cleo (1964)

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Mark Antony Quotes:

  • Mark Antony: Look at them. All solid bone and muscle.

    Spencius: Bone and muscle I've got plenty of. It's brains what people want nowadays.

    Mark Antony: They've got brains. Artisans, every one of them. Here you, what did you do in Britain?

    Hengist Pod: I was a wheelmaker.

    Mark Antony: See that? He makes wheels.

    Hengist Pod: Square ones.

    Mark Antony: Square... Never mind. Here, you. What did you do?

    Horsa: I was a hunter.

    Spencius: A hunter?

    Mark Antony: A hunter! Now, what about that then? A hunter. What did you hunt?

    Horsa: Romans.

  • [Of the Britons]

    Mark Antony: You know I just don't get these Britons; everytime we get a good punch up going, someone behind the line yells "Teas up!" and they all disappear!

    Julius Caesar: "Teas up"? How very odd! It must be one of these strange gods they worship, like this other one they're always talking about, "Crumpet."

    Mark Antony: What?

    Julius Caesar: "Crum-pet", I don't understand it at all.

    Mark Antony: You know something; I don't think these Britons don't want to be conquered.

  • Seneca: Ooh, Arab eh? I've heard they're intense lovers.

    Mark Antony: Well naturally, they do everything in tents.

  • Mark Antony: All right, look here Marcus...

    Spencius: No, no, I'm Spencius. 'S my brother what's Marcus. We're in partnership now, you know. Marcus & Spencius.

  • Bilius: Hail, Mark Antony!

    Mark Antony: Hail - snow, rain, thunder, lighting - the lot! Julius in?

    [Gloria screams and runs out]

    Mark Antony: I see he is!

  • [Reading a letter from Seneca]

    Mark Antony: Hello - there is news from Egypt, Ptolemy is trying to usurp Cleopatra.

    Julius Caesar: Trying to do what with her?

    Mark Antony: Usurp her.

    Julius Caesar: Sound positively revolting.

  • Julius Caesar: Tony!

    Mark Antony: Julie! I caught you with your toga up!

    Julius Caesar: Oh yes, I'm sorry I've caught something, one of these local things I can't seem to shake off. It's called "a-stinking-cold"!

  • [Seeing the capitive Britons rushing into Cleopatra's bedroom on the night she plans to kill Caesar]

    Mark Antony: Blimey, she must be selling tickets!

  • Mark Antony: There must be some way we can get rid of him.

    Cleopatra: I have a poisonous asp.

    Mark Antony: [checking out Cleopatra's ass] Oh, I wouldn't say that.

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