Marion Wormer Quotes in Animal House (1978)

[Otter and Mrs. Wormer are in the supermarket vegetable section]

Eric 'Otter' Stratton: Mine's bigger.

[Marion looks questioningly at him]

Eric 'Otter' Stratton: My cucumber. It's bigger. I think vegetables can be very sensuous, don't you?

Marion Wormer: No, vegetables are sensual. People are sensuous.

Eric 'Otter' Stratton: Right. Sensual. That's what I meant. My name's Eric Stratton. People call me Otter.

Marion Wormer: My name's Marion. People call me Mrs. Wormer.

Eric 'Otter' Stratton: Oh, we have a Dean Wormer at Faber.

Marion Wormer: How interesting. I have a husband named Dean Wormer at Faber. Still want to show me your cucumber?

Otter: Mrs. Wormer, I'm so glad you could come.

Marion Wormer: Cut the crap. Give me a drink.

Marion Wormer: You can take your thumb out of my ass any time now, Carmine.