Maria McGuire Quotes in Another Stakeout (1993)

[Maria and Chris are arguing, Maria meanwhile is holding a TV in her arms]

Chris Lecce: Now, Maria let's go over something. I came home last night.

Maria McGuire: [nods crazily]

Chris Lecce: We had sex.

Maria McGuire: [nods crazily]

Chris Lecce: Then I woke up and went to work like I do every morning. Now did I forget something?

Maria McGuire: [drops the TV causing it to smash]

Chris Lecce: [looks down at the floor with an unbelievable expression on his face]

Maria McGuire: I'm leaving. And when I come back, I want you gone.

Chris Lecce: [to Maria who's running off] All right, all right! I'll marry you.

Maria McGuire: [smiles wickedly and comes back to Chris and then plugs him in the stomach with her fist!] Life is just too short.

Chris Lecce: [doubled over gives a weak cough]