Maria Kelly Quotes in Bewitched (2005)
Maria Kelly Quotes:
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Maria Kelly: When my first husband left me I was so angry I wanted to cut his brake cables... but instead we ended up having sex on the elliptical machine.
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Maria Kelly: Look, you have three choices. You can either quit... give up... or get mad.
Isabel Bigelow: What would Samantha do?
[Looks at picture of Elizabeth Montgomery &sets things off in the studio lot]
Maria Kelly: She chose mad, right?
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Aunt Clara: Well what's your idea Little Miss Doubtful?
Nina: Well, I have a taser.
Maria Kelly: Nina.
Nina: I think we should taser him and throw him into the shark tank at Seaworld.
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[from trailer]
Maria Kelly: I love that show! Is that the one with the genie?
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Maria Kelly: Oh, and when you go out with a guy be sure he has a brother or a friend who is single before you call me!
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Nina: We have to make him quit. If we get naked pictures of him and pictures of farm animals, I could photoshop them.
Maria Kelly: That's an excellent idea!
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Isabel Bigelow: I'm gonna be an actress in a television series.
Maria Kelly: She's going to play Samantha on Bewitched!
Nigel Bigelow: Bewitched?
[appalled]
Nigel Bigelow: That's an *insult* to our way of life!
Maria Kelly: [laughs] Your dad is a hoot!
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