Maria Hill Quotes in Avengers: Age of Ultron (2015)

Maria Hill: All set up boss.

Tony Stark: Actually he's the boss.

[points to Captain America]

Tony Stark: I just pay for everything and design everything, make everyone look cooler.

Maria Hill: [to Captain America] Petro and Wanda Maximoff. One has a hyper-fast metabolism, the other uses mental telepathy. He's fast, she's weird.

Maria Hill: Well, the news is loving you. Nobody else is.

James Rhodes: [to Stark] So, no Pepper? She's not coming?

Tony Stark: No.

Maria Hill: [to Thor] What about Jane? Where are the ladies. gentlemen?

Tony Stark: Oh, Ms. Potts has a company to run.

Thor: Yes, I'm not even sure what country Jane's in. Her work on the Convergence has made her the world's most foremost astronomer.

Tony Stark: And the company that Pepper runs is the largest tech conglomerate on Earth. It's pretty exciting.

Thor: There's even talk of Jane getting a, um,

[pause]

Thor: Nobel Prize.

Maria Hill: Yeah, they must be pretty busy, because they'd hate missing you guys get together.

[coughs]

Maria Hill: Testosterone!

James Rhodes: Oh, my goodness.

Maria Hill: Excuse me.

Thor: Want a lozenge?

Maria Hill: Mm-hmm.

[Hill and Rhodey walk away, Stark and Thor both grin]

Thor: [to Tony] Jane's better.

Tony Stark: All deference to the Man Who Wouldn't Be King, but it's rigged.

Clint Barton: You bet your ass!

Maria Hill: Steve, he said a bad language word!

Steve Rogers: [to Tony] Did you tell everyone about that?

Tony Stark: Sh*t!

Steve Rogers: Language!

[Later]

Tony Stark: Wait a second... No one else is going to deal with the fact that Cap just said, 'Language'?

[Later]

Tony Stark: ...and for gosh's sake, watch your language!

[Later]

Maria Hill: [referring to Clint saying "a**"] Steve, he said a bad language word!

[Later]

Natasha Romanoff: [to Fury for saying "bastard"] Steve doesn't like that kind of talk.

[Later]

Nick Fury: [to Cap who just called him "son of a bitch"] Ooh! You kiss your mother with that mouth?

Steve Rogers: The next wave's gonna hit any minute. What have you got, Stark?

Tony Stark: Well, nothing great. Maybe a way to blow up the city. That'll keep it from impacting the surface if you guys can get clear.

Steve Rogers: I asked for a solution, not an escape plan.

Tony Stark: Impact radius is getting bigger every second. We're going to have to make a choice.

Natasha Romanoff: Cap, these people are going nowhere. If Stark finds a way to blow this rock...

Steve Rogers: Not 'til everyone's safe.

Natasha Romanoff: Everyone up here versus everyone down there? There's no math there.

Steve Rogers: I'm not leaving this rock with one civilian on it.

Natasha Romanoff: I didn't say we should leave.

Natasha Romanoff: [Steve turns to look at her] There's worse ways to go. Where else am I gonna get a view like this?

Nick Fury: [Cap and Natasha hear Fury's voice] Glad you like the view, Romanoff. It's about to get better.

Nick Fury: [Helicarrier shows up] Nice, right? I pulled her out of mothballs with a couple of old friends. She's dusty, but she'll do.

Steve Rogers: Fury, you son of a bitch.

Nick Fury: Oooh! You kiss your mother with that mouth?

Maria Hill: Altitude is eighteen thousand and climbing.

Specialist Cameron Klein: Lifeboats secure to deploy. Disengage in three, two... take 'em out.

Pietro Maximoff: [They watch the lifeboats fly in towards Sokovia] This is SHIELD?

Steve Rogers: This is what SHIELD's supposed to be.

Pietro Maximoff: This is not so bad.

Steve Rogers: Let's load 'em up.

Tony Stark: [Covering his eye, looks around] How does Fury even see these?

Maria Hill: He turns.

Tony Stark: Sounds exhausting.

Maria Hill: When did you become an expert in thermonuclear astrophysics?

Tony Stark: Last night. The packet. Selvig's notes, the extraction theory papers. Am I the only one who did the reading?

[last lines]

Maria Hill: Sir, how does it work now? They've gone their separate ways, some pretty extremely far. We get into a situation like this again, what happens then?

Nick Fury: They'll come back.

Maria Hill: You really sure about that?

Nick Fury: I am.

Maria Hill: Why?

Nick Fury: Because we'll need them to.

Maria Hill: Sir, those cards were in Phil Coulson's locker, not his pocket.

Nick Fury: They needed a push in the right direction.

[sees the Quinjet takes off]

Nick Fury: They got it.

[from trailer]

Maria Hill: You put those people together, you can't expect what's going to happen...

Maria Hill: Thor, what's his play?

Thor: He has an army, called the Chitauri. They're not of Asgard or any world known. He means to lead them against your people. They will win him the Earth. In return, I suspect, for the Tesseract.

Maria Hill: An army. From outer space.

Pepper Potts: So he's building another portal. That's what he needs Erik Selvig for.

Thor: Selvig?

Pepper Potts: He's an astrophysicist.

Thor: He's a friend.

Bruce Banner: Loki has them under some kind of spell. Along with one of ours.

Maria Hill: I wanna know why Loki let us take him. He's not leading an army from here.

Pepper Potts: I don't think we should be focusing on Loki. That guy's brain is a bag full of cats. You can smell crazy on him.

Thor: Take care how you speak. Loki is beyond reason, but he is of Asgard. And he is my brother.

Bruce Banner: He killed eighty people in two days.

Thor: He's adopted.

Nick Fury: We have to assume everyone aboard those carriers is HYDRA. We have to get past them, insert these server blades. And maybe, just maybe, we can salvage what's left...

Steve Rogers: We're not salvaging anything. We're not just taking down the carriers, Nick. We're taking down S.H.I.E.L.D.

Nick Fury: S.H.I.E.L.D. had nothing to do with this.

Steve Rogers: You gave me this mission. This is how it ends. S.H.I.E.L.D.'s been compromised. You said so yourself. HYDRA grew right under your nose and nobody noticed.

Nick Fury: Why do you think we're meeting in this cave? I noticed.

Steve Rogers: How many paid the price before you did?

Nick Fury: Look, I didn't know about Barnes.

Steve Rogers: Even if you had, would you have told me? Or would you have compartmentalized that, too? S.H.I.E.L.D., HYDRA, it all goes.

Maria Hill: He's right.

Sam Wilson: [Fury glances at Natasha, who gives a quiet indication of the same opinion. Fury then looks at Wilson] Don't look at me. I do what he does, just slower.

Nick Fury: Well... It looks like you're giving the orders now, Captain.

Maria Hill: [taking off a HYDRA helmet] That thing was squeezing my brain.

[Looks at Sam]

Maria Hill: Who's this guy?