Marge Quotes in If Looks Could Kill (1991)
Marge Quotes:
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[on the phone]
Marge: Hello, Michael, it's mother.
Agent Corben: Hello Mother.
Marge: Listen, honey, I forgot to tell you, pick up an extra bottle of Chanel when you go shopping, grandma will want one too.
Agent Corben: Chanel? Shopping? Grandma?
Marge: That's right. Michael you sound tired, try to get some sleep on the plane.
Agent Corben: Ok?
Marge: Bye sweetheart, we miss you sweetie.
[makes kissing noises into the phone]
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Michael Corben: I'm real sorry. I don't know what to say, y'know?
Herb Corben: You don't know what to say? I'll tell you what to say. How 'bout, "Sorry, Mom and Dad, I would've liked to have graduated high school, but I couldn't really fit it into my dating and partying schedule," huh? Or, how 'bout, "Sorry but I was too busy doing jack shit instead of going to my French class!"
Marge: Herb, take a pill.
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Marge: Oh my God! He's got my underwear!
Malcolm: Oh, very nice, a pervert ghost!
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Fred Simmons: Boom got him. Gotcha didn't she rick?
Rick: No, i was just doing what you told me to do.
Fred Simmons: Okay, everyone's entitled to their own opinion. Rick, you think you can beat this combination? Marge & I here think differently don't we Marge?
Marge: Yes sir.
Fred Simmons: Okay Rick, I want you to come at Marge with everything you got no holds barred full contact. & I'm gonna warn you. I don't think you're gonna like how this ends hotshot.
Fred Simmons: Marge, ready stance!
Marge: Yes sir.
Fred Simmons: & remember Marge, the distracting backfist, that's the key. Koonyay... seechack!
Fred Simmons: [after seeing Rick uppercut Marge and kick in the stomach while she's down] She still alive? Will someone please check her pulse?
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[on the coach waiting to go to the Airport]
Marge: I hope there's some young ones!
Lily: Oh stop worrying, Marge, they told me there was a big party of young blokes coming.
Marge: I certainly hope so.
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Brother Bernard: Morning. I'd just like to apologise to your friend about her skirt last night.
Marge: Oh, forget it. Sssh... Why don't you get your clothes off and get some sun?
Brother Bernard: Oh no, I couldn't do that.
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Marge: Sit down and drink your wine before the ice cubes melt.
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Marge: Honey, you better sit yo'self down and have some lunch. How you white folks gonna defend yo'self if you don't eat?
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Joyce Enders: [upon being poured some wine] Is that carbonated?
Marge: It's just ruthless. It's ruthless.
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Marge: It's pot likker, juice from the green. Lead in your pencil.
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Marge: he met his match when he met Kat; ohoho I tell yuh, that's a smart cookie. Yah, tough. There was a period in her life when every guy she went out with changed his name to "Plaintiff" in the first three weeks
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Helen: [on the phone] Hello?
Marge: [on the phone] Hi. Yeah, it's Marge. Listen, I was standing outside talking to Carol, and Peg drove by. And she had somebody with her in the car.
Helen: [on the phone] Did you get a good look at it?
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Marge: I heard somebody down in the shed earlier.
Iris Parker: It must've been daddy. He's the only one allowed down there. Ever.
Marge: Well, it sounded like a girl crying.
Iris Parker: I don't know what you think you heard, but you must be mistaken.
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Marge: They're taking it bigger than usual.
Charlie Rogers: Good.
Marge: Might mean trouble.
Charlie Rogers: So what else is new?
Marge: Charlie why do you have to act so tough, what does it get you?
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Marge: Dotie, you know some day when I'm not around, you're going to walk right off the end of a pier or something.
Dodie: [daydreaming] I wonder what it would be like?
Marge: Wet.
Dodie: No, no. I mean to be rich on a yacht like that. Rich rich.
Marge: You know what? That's one thing you and I will never have to worry about.
Dodie: I can dream, can't I.
Marge: Oh, you sure can. Better than most people.
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Marge: [referring to Callum] He's a funny one. Acts like he's got something on his mind.
Susan Ellen Younger: Whatever it is, it isn't me.
-- Marge
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