Marcus Higgins Quotes in Grown Ups (2010)


Marcus Higgins Quotes:

  • Becky Feder: [about the bug zapper] Daddy! Where is it taking them?

    Marcus Higgins: ...Hell.

    Lenny Feder: Higgins. Don't say that.

    Marcus Higgins: Oh I'm sorry not Hell... Mexico.

  • Marcus Higgins: Hey Y, where's MCA?

  • [from trailer]

    Lenny Feder: Higgy!

    Marcus Higgins: Hey, what's up, Lenny? Buddy, I thought you were gonna start working out.

    Lenny Feder: What does that mean?

    Marcus Higgins: Um... you're fat.

    Lenny Feder: No!

  • [from trailer]

    Roxanne Chase-Feder: [an old woman approaches them] And this must be your mother.

    Rob Hilliard: My wife.

    Roxanne Chase-Feder: I'm sorry!

    Rob Hilliard: I'm not.

    [kisses his wife]

    Marcus Higgins: [onlooking] Oh, grody.

  • Marcus Higgins: Hey Lenny, remember when we'd come here after we got wasted?

    Donna Lamonsoff: [Hearing what Marcus just said] What's wasted?

    Lenny Feder: Nice one, Higgins. Wasted is when you have a hankering for ice cream.

    [All the kids are talking about wanting to get wasted]

    Donna Lamonsoff: I want to get wasted every day of my life.

    Becky Feder: I want to get chocolate wasted.

  • Marcus Higgins: Can you have sex with them when they're pregnant?

    Lenny Feder: Well, McKenzie can because the baby thinks it's getting a Tootsie roll.

  • Eric Lamonsoff: I gotta make a sissy.

    Kurt McKenzie: Come on, you made three already.

    Rob Hilliard: It must be oozing out at this point.

    Eric Lamonsoff: Shut up. I'm trying to concentrate.

    Kurt McKenzie: It's taking a piss, not the SATs.

    Lenny Feder: Are you peeing or is a diesel truck turning off? What the hell is that?

    Marcus Higgins: Listen to hamper bottom. I think he's sending a message in Morse code. Getting old. Stop. Can't pee. Stop. Reek like an asparagus. Stop. Even though I didn't have any. Stop.

  • Lenny Feder: Higgins, what are you doing?

    Marcus Higgins: I don't wear pants at my house, I'm not wearing them in your house. Sorry.

    Roxanne Chase-Feder: That was a man's ass?

  • Marcus Higgins: I just had the hottest dream about this blond girl...

    [yellow dog walks out of closet behind him]

    Marcus Higgins: At least I think it was a dream.

  • Marcus Higgins: Why didn't you tell us she gets us?

    Rob Hilliard: That's what I've been trying to say all along.

  • Bean Lamonsoff: I want cookies.

    Marcus Higgins: Ha. Cookies and MILF.

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