Marcia Brady Quotes in The Brady Bunch Movie (1995)

Peter Brady: If Mom and Dad have to sell the house, we'll have to move.

Bobby Brady: Go to a new school.

Jan Brady: Make new friends.

Marcia Brady: But Jan, you don't have any friends.

Marcia Brady: [shows Doug her swollen nose] I suppose you don't want to go out with me now, huh?

Doug: Oh, of course I do. It's not your nose I'm after.

Marcia Brady: [suggesting a way to raise money] I've got it! We could enter that Search For The Stars contest! First prize is twenty thousand dollars!

Greg Brady: That's a great idea, Marcia!

Bobby Brady: Great idea, Marcia!

Jan Brady: Am I invisible? Do I not have a voice? I had that idea two days ago!

Peter Brady: [disgusted] Oh come on, Jan.

Jason: Marcia, I may be able to use you as a model, but first you'll have to do a little work on yourself.

Marcia Brady: You mean like walking with a book on my head?

Jason: No, I mean like cutting that mousy hair, capping those teeth, and losing about 30 pounds, my little sausage. How do you feel about breast implants?

Marcia Brady: [slaps him] Cut my hair?

Charlie: Marcia, I think I just felt your tongue in my mouth.

Marcia Brady: It's called a French kiss, Charlie.

Charlie: Um, Marcia, I gotta go. Uh something suddenly came up.

Jan Brady: [suggesting a way to raise money] I saw a sign at school today for a Search For The Stars contest. First prize is exactly twenty thousand dollars.

Marcia Brady: Oh sure Jan, like we'd really win.

Marcia Brady: [in Jan's thought] But Jan, you don't have friends. You're just jealous Jan.

[Jan wakes up, holds a pair of scissors like a knife, and starts to cut Marcia's hair]

Cindy Brady: Jan, what are you doing?

Jan Brady: Go back to sleep Cindy!

Cindy Brady: Jan don't. Marcia's hair is so beautiful.

Jan Brady: Exactly. That's why I'm gonna make alot of money when I sell it.

[Jan continues to cut Marcia's hair]

Jan Brady: [laughs psychotically]

Cindy Brady: [Screams]

[Carol and Alice come into the room]

Carol Brady: Jan, what are you doing?

[Marcia's got a new hairdo]

Carol Brady: Oh Marcia, I love your hair!

Alice: What a groovy hairdo!

Cindy Brady: Oh, you're so beautiful!

Jan Brady: No! She was supposed to look bad! No! No!

[Jan wakes up]

Jan Brady: What a horrible dream.

[Doug kisses Marcia]

Marcia Brady: Doug! I think I just felt your tongue in my mouth.

Doug: It's called a french kiss.

Marcia Brady: But I thought you were from Nebraska!

Marcia Brady: [after getting hit in the nose with a ball] Now I'll never be a teen model.

Marcia Brady: Oh those are pretty pictures, what have you modeled for?

Model: Guess.

Marcia Brady: Are you a Breck girl?

Model: No, Guess Jeans.

Marcia Brady: Levi's? Wrangler? Osh Kosh B'Gosh?

[Noreen is in bed with Marcia]

Marcia Brady: Noreen, is that you?

Noreen: Oh, sorry, I thought that was my leg.

Doug: Marcia, got a minute?

Marcia Brady: Forget it Doug. Even with a swollen nose, I can still smell a rat.

Greg Brady: And that's why I called this meeting.

Marcia Brady: Greg, what are we going to do?

Peter Brady: Yeah, if we don't raise $20,000 in one week, we'll have to move.

Bobby Brady: And go to a new school.

Jan Brady: And make new friends.

Marcia Brady: But Jan, you don't have any friends.

Marcia Brady: Charlie asked me to the dance, and I said yes. Then Doug asked me to the dance, and I said yes to him too. What am I going to do?

Greg Brady: Well, you just tell the guy you don't wanna go with, something suddenly came up.

Marcia Brady: And that works?

Greg Brady: Sure. Girls say it to me all the time.

Jan Brady: His name is George.

Marcia Brady: George what?

Jan Brady: George, uhhh Tropicana!

Carol Brady: What a nice name. Is he Cuban?

Jan Brady: No i mean... Glass. George Glass

Marcia Brady: That's funny. I've never heard of a George Glass at our school.

Jan Brady: That's because he's a transfer student. He came in the last week of school. He's really good looking and he thinks I'm super cool.

Marcia Brady: Sure, Jan.

Cindy Brady: You can't take my mommy!

Marcia Brady: Cindy's right! Take Jan!

Marcia Brady: I'm so happy for you, Jan.

Jan Brady: Really, Marcia?

Marcia Brady: No.

[Jan looks disappointed]

Marcia Brady: Jan, of course I am!