Marcia Quotes in Slaughter's Big Rip-Off (1973)
Slaughter: [Slaughter's girl is wound up about him getting hurt] Now, you gettin' all wired up ain't gonna help nothing... So why don't you go back on outside, and give the customers another look at your pretty face?
Marcia: You know, that's what gets me about you, Slaughter... You're so goddammed cool!
[She storms out]
Marcia: Probably the best place is Home Depot... or any hardware store. You just walk up to the cutest guy and say "Do you know where I get nailed? I mean nails? Pardon me, I've been drinking all afternoon." And that way he knows: one, that you're easy, and two, that you like to drink.
Marcia: I still don't know what the hell is going on here.
Mr. Menges: Ain't no rats, you can be sure of that.
Marcia: You know if we can make it to the roof, I can get to the junction box outside, tie into the phone lines, call for help.
Josh: You can do that?
Marcia: Hey, I can do anything. I work for the phone company.
[all the Brady kids and Alice are tied together by a staircase from Roy Martin, who left and kidnapped mom, they all think in their heads]
Bobby Brady: If I had been a better detective, I would've been on Mr. Martin sooner. This is all my fault.
Cindy Brady: If I wasn't too busy looking for my doll, I would've seen something suspicious. This is all my fault.
Kitty Carry-all: I bet he wouldn't have tied me up if I was Barbie. This is all my fault.
Peter Brady: What a dumb-head I am. I guess Roy was not much of a hero after all. This is all my fault.
Alice: I must've not put enough mushrooms in his spaghetti sauce. This is all my fault.
Greg Brady: Marcia looks great in those ropes... Wait a minute, what am I saying? This is all my fault!
Jan Brady: It was wrong to make up George Glass. This is all my fault!
Marcia: This is all Jan's fault.
Marcia: [brushing her hair and counting] One, two, three, four.
[noticing Greg undressing through the curtain]
Marcia: Four, four, four.
Greg Brady: Marcia?
Marcia: [seductively] Yes, Greg?
Marcia: I mean, what?
Greg Brady: If Roy really is Mom's husband, then does that mean.
Marcia: We're not brother and sister?
Marcia: He even wrote something in my yearbook in French! "Menage A Trois." I bet that means "You're the most."
Marcia: Get with the times, Greg. There's a new thing called Women's Lib. It means women get what they want.
Roy: Marcia. Oh, Marcia, Marcia, Marcia. You have grown up to be so gorgeous!
Marcia: I know.
Roy: And Jan. My dear Jan. Isn't Marcia gorgeous?
[Talking about the music he likes]
Warren Mulaney: Well, I'm really into hip hop.
Marcia: Hip hop? Sounds like something a rabbit listens to.
Marcia: [driving down a road in Hawaii] You know what's gross? Guys that don't wear bellbottoms. Yecch
Marcia: I'll go first because I'm the prettiest.
Marcia: Oh God, that Tony guy is hot.
Cindy: He's Mexican.
Cherry: How old are ya'll anyway?
Marcia: By the looks of it I thought you were both four...
Hedwig: My name's Hedwig. I have red socks. He's on the move.
Casey Cooke: What?
Hedwig: He... on... the... mooove.
Casey Cooke: Who?
Hedwig: Someone's coming for you, and you're not gonna like it. You guys make noises in your sleep.
Casey Cooke: Tell us.
Hedwig: I'm not supposed to say; but, he's done awful things to people and he'll do awful things to you. I have blue socks, too.
Marcia: We're his food?
Casey Cooke: How old are you?
Casey Cooke: So you're not the guy that took us?
Hedwig: [scoffs] No.
Casey Cooke: You're... not the lady?
Hedwig: What are you, blind?
Casey Cooke: You don't know how they think?
Hedwig: N-no, they don't... they don't tell me much. I just ate a hot dog.
Claire Benoit: [about Casey standing over in the corner] That's what happens when you do a mercy invite.
Mr. Benoit: I believed you wanted to invite everyone.
Claire Benoit: Dad, I can't invite everyone in my art class except for one person without social networking evidence inflicting more pain on that person than was intended. And I'm not a monster.
Mr. Benoit: I'm proud of you. I think.
Claire Benoit: She gets detention a lot and she yells at teachers sometimes. There was that rumor that went around that she just kept running away from home.
Marcia: Um, maybe she can Uber.
Claire Benoit: I seriously believe that we can go home now.
Mr. Benoit: Um, did I mistakenly convey this was a democracy? We are not going 'til she gets picked up.
Casey Cooke: [walks over to them] Uh, the car broke down. I'm just gonna take the bus.
Mr. Benoit: You're not taking a bus. I'll drive you home. Claire has almost saved her half of the money she needs for a car. Isn't that right? This'll be one of the few times left I can drive you guys around. Huh?
Casey Cooke: Uh, I...
Claire Benoit: You won't be able to hear my dad tell jokes that only he thinks are funny for an entire car ride unless you come. You don't really wanna miss that.
Marcia: I told you it wasn't a shark.
Peter: No. No it certainly isn't a shark.
Marcia: Then what is it?
Peter: A Bunyip.
Marcia: A what?
Peter: It's a Dugong. A Sea Cow. Apparently there used to be thousands of 'em all along the coast until they were killed off for oil.
Marcia: It's ugly.
Peter: Yeh. She's not very pretty out of the water, is she.
Peter: I'm sorry if we got...
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