Marcia Quotes in Slaughter's Big Rip-Off (1973)
Marcia Quotes:
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Slaughter: [Slaughter's girl is wound up about him getting hurt] Now, you gettin' all wired up ain't gonna help nothing... So why don't you go back on outside, and give the customers another look at your pretty face?
Marcia: You know, that's what gets me about you, Slaughter... You're so goddammed cool!
[She storms out]
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Marcia: Probably the best place is Home Depot... or any hardware store. You just walk up to the cutest guy and say "Do you know where I get nailed? I mean nails? Pardon me, I've been drinking all afternoon." And that way he knows: one, that you're easy, and two, that you like to drink.
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Marcia: I still don't know what the hell is going on here.
Mr. Menges: Ain't no rats, you can be sure of that.
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Marcia: You know if we can make it to the roof, I can get to the junction box outside, tie into the phone lines, call for help.
Josh: You can do that?
Marcia: Hey, I can do anything. I work for the phone company.
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[all the Brady kids and Alice are tied together by a staircase from Roy Martin, who left and kidnapped mom, they all think in their heads]
Bobby Brady: If I had been a better detective, I would've been on Mr. Martin sooner. This is all my fault.
Cindy Brady: If I wasn't too busy looking for my doll, I would've seen something suspicious. This is all my fault.
Kitty Carry-all: I bet he wouldn't have tied me up if I was Barbie. This is all my fault.
Peter Brady: What a dumb-head I am. I guess Roy was not much of a hero after all. This is all my fault.
Alice: I must've not put enough mushrooms in his spaghetti sauce. This is all my fault.
Greg Brady: Marcia looks great in those ropes... Wait a minute, what am I saying? This is all my fault!
Jan Brady: It was wrong to make up George Glass. This is all my fault!
Marcia: This is all Jan's fault.
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Marcia: [brushing her hair and counting] One, two, three, four.
[noticing Greg undressing through the curtain]
Marcia: Four, four, four.
Greg Brady: Marcia?
Marcia: [seductively] Yes, Greg?
[normal voice]
Marcia: I mean, what?
Greg Brady: If Roy really is Mom's husband, then does that mean.
Marcia: We're not brother and sister?
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Marcia: He even wrote something in my yearbook in French! "Menage A Trois." I bet that means "You're the most."
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Marcia: Get with the times, Greg. There's a new thing called Women's Lib. It means women get what they want.
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Roy: Marcia. Oh, Marcia, Marcia, Marcia. You have grown up to be so gorgeous!
Marcia: I know.
Roy: And Jan. My dear Jan. Isn't Marcia gorgeous?
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[Talking about the music he likes]
Warren Mulaney: Well, I'm really into hip hop.
Marcia: Hip hop? Sounds like something a rabbit listens to.
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Marcia: [driving down a road in Hawaii] You know what's gross? Guys that don't wear bellbottoms. Yecch
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Marcia: I'll go first because I'm the prettiest.
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Marcia: Oh God, that Tony guy is hot.
Cindy: He's Mexican.
[laughs]
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Cherry: How old are ya'll anyway?
Ponyboy: Fourteen.
Johnny: Sixteen.
Marcia: By the looks of it I thought you were both four...
Cherry: Sixteen.
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Hedwig: My name's Hedwig. I have red socks. He's on the move.
Casey Cooke: What?
Hedwig: He... on... the... mooove.
Casey Cooke: Who?
Hedwig: Someone's coming for you, and you're not gonna like it. You guys make noises in your sleep.
Casey Cooke: Tell us.
Hedwig: I'm not supposed to say; but, he's done awful things to people and he'll do awful things to you. I have blue socks, too.
Marcia: We're his food?
[Hedwig shrugs]
Casey Cooke: How old are you?
Hedwig: Nine.
Casey Cooke: So you're not the guy that took us?
Hedwig: [scoffs] No.
Casey Cooke: You're... not the lady?
Hedwig: What are you, blind?
Casey Cooke: You don't know how they think?
Hedwig: N-no, they don't... they don't tell me much. I just ate a hot dog.
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[first lines]
Claire Benoit: [about Casey standing over in the corner] That's what happens when you do a mercy invite.
Mr. Benoit: I believed you wanted to invite everyone.
Claire Benoit: Dad, I can't invite everyone in my art class except for one person without social networking evidence inflicting more pain on that person than was intended. And I'm not a monster.
Mr. Benoit: I'm proud of you. I think.
Claire Benoit: She gets detention a lot and she yells at teachers sometimes. There was that rumor that went around that she just kept running away from home.
Marcia: Um, maybe she can Uber.
Claire Benoit: I seriously believe that we can go home now.
Mr. Benoit: Um, did I mistakenly convey this was a democracy? We are not going 'til she gets picked up.
Casey Cooke: [walks over to them] Uh, the car broke down. I'm just gonna take the bus.
Mr. Benoit: You're not taking a bus. I'll drive you home. Claire has almost saved her half of the money she needs for a car. Isn't that right? This'll be one of the few times left I can drive you guys around. Huh?
Casey Cooke: Uh, I...
Claire Benoit: You won't be able to hear my dad tell jokes that only he thinks are funny for an entire car ride unless you come. You don't really wanna miss that.
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Marcia: I told you it wasn't a shark.
Peter: No. No it certainly isn't a shark.
Marcia: Then what is it?
Peter: A Bunyip.
Marcia: A what?
Peter: It's a Dugong. A Sea Cow. Apparently there used to be thousands of 'em all along the coast until they were killed off for oil.
Marcia: It's ugly.
Peter: Yeh. She's not very pretty out of the water, is she.
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Peter: I'm sorry if we got...
Marcia: Shh!
-- Marcia
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