Marcia Quotes in Slaughter's Big Rip-Off (1973)

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Marcia Quotes:

  • Slaughter: [Slaughter's girl is wound up about him getting hurt] Now, you gettin' all wired up ain't gonna help nothing... So why don't you go back on outside, and give the customers another look at your pretty face?

    Marcia: You know, that's what gets me about you, Slaughter... You're so goddammed cool!

    [She storms out]

  • Marcia: Probably the best place is Home Depot... or any hardware store. You just walk up to the cutest guy and say "Do you know where I get nailed? I mean nails? Pardon me, I've been drinking all afternoon." And that way he knows: one, that you're easy, and two, that you like to drink.

  • Marcia: I still don't know what the hell is going on here.

    Mr. Menges: Ain't no rats, you can be sure of that.

  • Marcia: You know if we can make it to the roof, I can get to the junction box outside, tie into the phone lines, call for help.

    Josh: You can do that?

    Marcia: Hey, I can do anything. I work for the phone company.

  • [all the Brady kids and Alice are tied together by a staircase from Roy Martin, who left and kidnapped mom, they all think in their heads]

    Bobby Brady: If I had been a better detective, I would've been on Mr. Martin sooner. This is all my fault.

    Cindy Brady: If I wasn't too busy looking for my doll, I would've seen something suspicious. This is all my fault.

    Kitty Carry-all: I bet he wouldn't have tied me up if I was Barbie. This is all my fault.

    Peter Brady: What a dumb-head I am. I guess Roy was not much of a hero after all. This is all my fault.

    Alice: I must've not put enough mushrooms in his spaghetti sauce. This is all my fault.

    Greg Brady: Marcia looks great in those ropes... Wait a minute, what am I saying? This is all my fault!

    Jan Brady: It was wrong to make up George Glass. This is all my fault!

    Marcia: This is all Jan's fault.

  • Marcia: [brushing her hair and counting] One, two, three, four.

    [noticing Greg undressing through the curtain]

    Marcia: Four, four, four.

    Greg Brady: Marcia?

    Marcia: [seductively] Yes, Greg?

    [normal voice]

    Marcia: I mean, what?

    Greg Brady: If Roy really is Mom's husband, then does that mean.

    Marcia: We're not brother and sister?

  • Marcia: He even wrote something in my yearbook in French! "Menage A Trois." I bet that means "You're the most."

  • Marcia: Get with the times, Greg. There's a new thing called Women's Lib. It means women get what they want.

  • Roy: Marcia. Oh, Marcia, Marcia, Marcia. You have grown up to be so gorgeous!

    Marcia: I know.

    Roy: And Jan. My dear Jan. Isn't Marcia gorgeous?

  • [Talking about the music he likes]

    Warren Mulaney: Well, I'm really into hip hop.

    Marcia: Hip hop? Sounds like something a rabbit listens to.

  • Marcia: [driving down a road in Hawaii] You know what's gross? Guys that don't wear bellbottoms. Yecch

  • Marcia: I'll go first because I'm the prettiest.

  • Marcia: Oh God, that Tony guy is hot.

    Cindy: He's Mexican.

    [laughs]

  • Cherry: How old are ya'll anyway?

    Ponyboy: Fourteen.

    Johnny: Sixteen.

    Marcia: By the looks of it I thought you were both four...

    Cherry: Sixteen.

  • Hedwig: My name's Hedwig. I have red socks. He's on the move.

    Casey Cooke: What?

    Hedwig: He... on... the... mooove.

    Casey Cooke: Who?

    Hedwig: Someone's coming for you, and you're not gonna like it. You guys make noises in your sleep.

    Casey Cooke: Tell us.

    Hedwig: I'm not supposed to say; but, he's done awful things to people and he'll do awful things to you. I have blue socks, too.

    Marcia: We're his food?

    [Hedwig shrugs]

    Casey Cooke: How old are you?

    Hedwig: Nine.

    Casey Cooke: So you're not the guy that took us?

    Hedwig: [scoffs] No.

    Casey Cooke: You're... not the lady?

    Hedwig: What are you, blind?

    Casey Cooke: You don't know how they think?

    Hedwig: N-no, they don't... they don't tell me much. I just ate a hot dog.

  • [first lines]

    Claire Benoit: [about Casey standing over in the corner] That's what happens when you do a mercy invite.

    Mr. Benoit: I believed you wanted to invite everyone.

    Claire Benoit: Dad, I can't invite everyone in my art class except for one person without social networking evidence inflicting more pain on that person than was intended. And I'm not a monster.

    Mr. Benoit: I'm proud of you. I think.

    Claire Benoit: She gets detention a lot and she yells at teachers sometimes. There was that rumor that went around that she just kept running away from home.

    Marcia: Um, maybe she can Uber.

    Claire Benoit: I seriously believe that we can go home now.

    Mr. Benoit: Um, did I mistakenly convey this was a democracy? We are not going 'til she gets picked up.

    Casey Cooke: [walks over to them] Uh, the car broke down. I'm just gonna take the bus.

    Mr. Benoit: You're not taking a bus. I'll drive you home. Claire has almost saved her half of the money she needs for a car. Isn't that right? This'll be one of the few times left I can drive you guys around. Huh?

    Casey Cooke: Uh, I...

    Claire Benoit: You won't be able to hear my dad tell jokes that only he thinks are funny for an entire car ride unless you come. You don't really wanna miss that.

  • Marcia: I told you it wasn't a shark.

    Peter: No. No it certainly isn't a shark.

    Marcia: Then what is it?

    Peter: A Bunyip.

    Marcia: A what?

    Peter: It's a Dugong. A Sea Cow. Apparently there used to be thousands of 'em all along the coast until they were killed off for oil.

    Marcia: It's ugly.

    Peter: Yeh. She's not very pretty out of the water, is she.

  • Peter: I'm sorry if we got...

    Marcia: Shh!

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