Marcel Quotes in Inglourious Basterds (2009)
Marcel Quotes:
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Fredrick Zoller: [shouting to the camera, acting in Nation's Pride] Who wants to send a message to Germany?
[Nation's Pride is interrupted by Shosanna's movie]
Shosanna Dreyfus: I have a message for Germany.
[Hitler and Goebbels watch in shock]
Shosanna Dreyfus: [her image on the screen smirks] That you are all going to die.
Adolf Hitler: [yelling in German] Enough! Stop it!
Joseph Goebbels: [yelling in German] Turn off the projector!
Shosanna Dreyfus: And I want you to look deep into the face of the Jew that is going to do it!
Joseph Goebbels: [in German as the audience begins to shout in protest and anger] I don't know what's going on! That does not belong in my movie!
Shosanna Dreyfus: [her image on the screen smiles] Marcel... burn it down.
Marcel: [standing behind the screen, he smiles] Oui, Shosanna.
-- Marcel -
Marcel: [in French; subtitled] What the fuck are we supposed to do?
Shosanna Dreyfus: [in French] It looks like we're supposed to have a Nazi premiere.
Marcel: Like I said, what the fuck are we supposed to do?
-- Marcel -
Shosanna Dreyfus: [in French; subtitled] I am going to burn down the cinema on Nazi night. And if I'm going to burn down the cinema, which I am, we both know you're not going to let me do it by myself. Because you love me. And I love you. And you're the only person on this earth I can trust. But that's not all we're going to do. Does the filmmaking equipment in the attic still work? I know the film camera does. How about the sound recorder?
Marcel: [in French] Quite well, actually. I recorded a new guitarist I met in a cafe last week. It works superb. Why do we need filmmaking equipment?
Shosanna Dreyfus: Because, Marcel, my sweet, we're going to make a film. Just for the Nazis.
-- Marcel -
Marcel: [in French; subtitled] What are we talking about?
Shosanna Dreyfus: [in French] Filling the cinema with Nazis and burning it to the ground.
Marcel: I'm not talking about that. You're talking about that.
-- Marcel -
Marcel: [seeing Shosanna dressed up for the premiere] Ooh la la... Danielle Darrieux.
-- Marcel -
Marcel: Do you think I am an idiot?
Tipa: Uh...
Marcel: There were two birds, chained together in a cage. How could you lose them?
Tipa: They outsmarted us, boss! But... but don't worry, we'll get them back. I have a plan.
Marcel: Oh, great! What're you gonna do? Wander the city calling 'here birdy-birdy, here birdy!'?
Tipa: Well, anything sounds dumb when you say it like that.
-- Marcel -
Marcel: [a boy places the cage holding Blu and Jewel on the table in front of Marcel] Well, what do you know? Good work, Fernando. You see, boys. What did I tell you about this one?
Tipa: That you were going to pay him half as much as you said?
[Marcel slaps Tipa in the face to shut him up]
Marcel: No! You idiot! That he reminds me of myself when I was that age. Smart, resourceful. Here you go, kid.
[he hands the boy some money]
Fernando: Hey! This is only half of what you promised me!
Marcel: Ah, shut up, kid!
[takes the cover off the cage to see Blu and Jewel looking dead]
Marcel: What the...?
[he picks up Jewel]
Marcel: I thought I told you I needed these birds alive! Tell me, Fernando, does this look alive to you? Huh?
[Jewel bites Marcel's thumb and flies away]
-- Marcel -
Fernando: So, what's going to happen to them?
Marcel: Don't worry. We're gonna find good homes for them. Now, go home to your mama.
Fernando: But I don't have a mama.
Marcel: Father?
Armando: Brother?
Tipa: Goldfish?
[Fernando shakes his head]
Tipa: Aw, can we keep him, boss?
Marcel: No!
[he shuts the door in Fernando's face]
-- Marcel -
Tipa: [hearing Marcel talking to his men through the door] So, Marcel, what's really gonna happen to those birds?
Marcel: Ah! Stuffed, eaten! Who cares! All I know is we're going to be rich!
-- Marcel -
Marcel: Nigel?
[Nigel flies over onto Marcel's shoulder]
Marcel: This bird is ten times smarter than the two of you combined.
Tipa: Yeah, well if he's so smart, then why don't you put him in charge?
Marcel: I am putting him in charge.
Armando: [to Tipa] Stop suggesting things!
Marcel: Go find them, Nigel.
[Nigel flies out of the window in search of Blu and Jewel]
-- Marcel -
Kate: There has to be another way for us to get to Jasper.
Marcel: Another way... another way... always another way... what am i... a travel agent?
-- Marcel -
Paddy: Well, i guess the birdie ruined your Birdie.
Marcel: You mark it "birdie" because it would have gone in.
Paddy: Technically, sir, it MIGHT have gone in.
-- Marcel -
Paddy: [Kate is about to marry Garth even though the two birds know she and Humphrey are in love] Now, I'm a stickler for tradition, but this one I just don't understand.
Marcel: These wolves are mysterious creatures.
-- Marcel -
Marcel: [in disgust] I hate cupcakes!
-- Marcel -
Marcel: Something isn't right in all of this, eh. I can feel it in my buns.
Inspector Milo Perrier: Your what?
Marcel: My buns.
Inspector Milo Perrier: Buns? Your buns? You bought buns and you didn't tell me? Where are they? Where are the buns?
Marcel: Oh! No, monsieur. The BONES in my body.
Inspector Milo Perrier: You should not speak with an accent when you know I am so hungry.
-- Marcel -
Marcel: I will tell everyone that you wear a toupee.
Inspector Milo Perrier: They already know!
Marcel: Then why do you wear it?
Inspector Milo Perrier: I didn't know that you knew.
-- Marcel -
Milo Perrier: Open my door.
Marcel: You have chocolate on your face.
Milo Perrier: What?
Marcel: Ze candy bar. It is all over your face.
Milo Perrier: Imbecile! That's my moustache!
Marcel: Lick it and see.
Milo Perrier: [licks his lips] Wipe it off. My hands are sticky.
Marcel: [licks handkerchief and begins wiping Perrier's face] Hold still please... Sloppy!
-- Marcel -
[Marcel comes into Lou's room and sees Betty in her underwear]
Marcel: I'm sorry, I thought you were alone.
Lou Peckinpaugh: I tried it that way. It's not as much fun alone.
-- Marcel -
Lou Peckinpaugh: You can pay, of course.
Paul DuChard: Ah, monsieur, we, we're not wealthy people. We lost over four million francs betting on the war.
Lou Peckinpaugh: Who'd you have?
Marcel: We took France - at eight to five.
-- Marcel -
Marcel: Gentlemen, may I present Miss Betty DeBoop from the Islands?
Colonel Schlissel: Caribbean or Virgin?
Betty DeBoop: Well, let's just say I came back a Caribbean.
-- Marcel -
Helene Flammarion: Odd, her coming here alone.
Marcel: I notice she didn't go home alone.
-- Marcel -
Marcel: Madame? A word with you.
Eve Peabody: With me?
Marcel: Yes, with you.
Eve Peabody: I thought so. Well, all right, let's get it over with.
-- Marcel -
Helene Flammarion: Poor Jacques! Oh, my soul, this is heaven. Baroness Czerny indeed! Of all the impudence. The consummate impudence! We'll take this with us.
Marcel: Now, Helene, don't let's hush this up and don't let's wait until tomorrow. Go on, let's have a lovely scandal!
-- Marcel -
Marcel: [In French, lifting himself on a pole] This is my secret. 30 times every morning.
Paul: [in English, starting to leave] Really, Marcello, I really don't know what she saw in you.
-- Marcel -
Marcel: How old are you?
Séverine Serizy: Twenty-three.
-- Marcel -
Marcel: Leave your stockings on. A girl tried to strangle me once. Poor thing.
Séverine Serizy: If you like, I won't charge you.
Marcel: Naturally. Plenty of girls would love to be in your place.
-- Marcel -
Marcel: [Séverine lies nude on the bed] Still won't tell me your name? You're not much of a talker. Fine with me. Girls that talk are a pain. Not bad. Too bad you've only got two. Let's have a look. Turn over.
-- Marcel -
Marcel: I don't get it. You seem to like being with me.
Séverine Serizy: Very much, but it's not enough.
Marcel: You love the other guy?
[Séverine nods her head yes]
Marcel: Then why are you here?
Séverine Serizy: I don't know. They're two different things.
-- Marcel -
Rosie: Thursty
[Marcel gives her a cocktail, she sips it]
Rosie: . Feet
[Marcel takes the cocktail away and massages her feet]
Marcel: Rosie?
Rosie: No. What did we agreed? What do you supposed to do the whole weekend?
Marcel: To take care that since Rosie can't go the the beautyfarm, the beautyfarm comes to Rosie.
Rosie: Exactly, perfect. Continue!
[Marcel massages her feet]
Rosie: Thursty!
-- Marcel -
Marcel: You're so delicious and I'm always so hungry.
-- Marcel -
Marcel: [Marcel and Lavond are escaping from prison] I have work to do. I've dreamt only of my work.
Lavond (as Madame Mandelip): Well, my work is no "dream" - I've been awake for 17 years!
Marcel: But you have only hatred in your heart. My work will help the world to live!
Lavond (as Madame Mandelip): And my work will help three men die.
-- Marcel -
Marcel: [Referring to Lachna, the servant girl] Malita, where did you get her?
Malita: In a Berlin slum. She's an in-bred peasant half-wit. But I wanted no prying wits about me.
-- Marcel -
Marcel: [Explaining why he thinks shrinking people and animals is a good idea] Lavond, my friend, millions of years ago the creatures that roamed this world were gigantic. As they multiplied, the earth could no longer produce enough food. Think of it, Lavond: every living creature reduced to one-sixth its size. One-sixth of its physical need. Food for six times all of us!
-- Marcel -
Marcel: Malita, get the big dog!
-- Marcel
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