Manuel Quotes in Beverly Hills Chihuahua (2008)

Manuel: I never had my teeth brushed before, it's

[grins]

Manuel: minty!

Manuel: [uncovering a food basket without noticing Félix holding the infamous silver-plated revolver] Here's your food! I hope it gives you indigestion.

Félix Gómez: [pointing the revolver at Manuel] Thank you, servant. Here's your tip!

Manuel: Listen to your uncle, Monsieur Gaston. He's an old campaigner.

Honore Lachaille: [about Liane's infidelity] This is not the first time this has happened. It has even happened to me! Isn't that right Manuel?

Manuel: Oh yes. Many, many, many times.

Honore Lachaille: Not THAT many!

[singing about how to deal with Liane]

Honore Lachaille: Just imagine her chagrin / when she sees you wander in/ And you find her with that slippery senor / What a moment supreme / when she totters with a scream...!

Gaston Lachaille: What will she do?

Honore Lachaille: Scream!

Gaston Lachaille: What did yours do?

Honore Lachaille: Scream!

Gaston Lachaille: What do they all do?

Honore Lachaille: Scream!

Gaston Lachaille: It's a bore!

Honore Lachaille: But think of the bliss / of the pleasure you would miss / When she topples in a heap / and you leave her there to weep on the floor...

Gaston Lachaille: It's a bore!

Honore Lachaille: You must catch her if you can!

Manuel: For the dignity of man!

Honore Lachaille: Take advantage of the chance!

Manuel: You owe it, sir, to France!

Honore Lachaille, Manuel: This is war!

Gaston Lachaille: All right! But it's a bore!

Manuel: Perhaps she is lying. Bitches are liars.

Armando: It is true, bitches are liars, but Miss Lopez is no bitch.

Esteban: I like bitches.

[Rudy notices that some paint has washed off Manuel's cars]

Rudy: Manuei! What the hell are you using; water based paint?

Manuel: Sure. How much rain do we get around here anyway? If you don't like these, I'll get you some others. Here is my inventory.

Rudy: Manuel, this is a picture of 250 cars. I can't make a deal on a picture. Take these around back and I'll think of something.

Manuel: What's your name?

Amanda: Amanda.

[nervous]

Manuel: Amanda huh? You want to smoke some crack?

Amanda: Uh, no.

Manuel: Always blame the Americans. Even if you're wrong!

Manuel: We have a saying: "A hungry bear doesn't dance."

Manuel: It's a set-up.

Z: A set-up by whom?

Manuel: We want foreign bases dismantled. It's the CIA.

Manuel: Why is it always our people who get killed?

Manuel: [after Tuur made the girls of K3 to bengels] The first rule in the angel manual is that we only make to "bengels"

Tuur: I throught, they were a little big.

Manuel: [subtitled version] And I would add... You never know... whose house you're getting into.

Manuel: [subtitled version] Well, I'm nice until I get screwed over.

Manuel: This is important. This is very important. This is very, very important.