Mantis Quotes in Avengers: Infinity War (2018)


Mantis Quotes:

  • Mantis: [on Thanos] Death follows him like a shadow.

  • Mantis: [they stand outside a ship run aground in a desert after Masters Bear and Croc ran in] We gotta get in there.

    Crane: But Master Shifu said...

    Mantis: You're seriously afraid? Even Master Chicken's going in, and he's a *chicken*!

  • Crane: [Crane is flying, with Mantis on his hat] Wings of surveillance!

    Mantis: Why do you do that?

    Crane: Do what?

    Mantis: Just 'cause you say "wings of" before something, it doesn't mean that you're doing a special move. It's like me saying "antenna of power!" or "thorax of... making sandwiches!"

    Crane: Wings of disagreement.

  • Crane: Master, what are we going to do?

    Shifu: *You* are going to find out where Kai is. Follow the trail of those jade creatures but do not engage For with every foe he faces Kai becomes stronger.

    Crane: Why me? Is it because I asked?

    Shifu: No. It is because you can fly. Go

    Mantis: Should have kept your beak shut!

    Shifu: And take Mantis.

    Mantis: What? Oh man, is it because I...

    Shifu: Yes.

  • Mantis: [as he is turned into a jade zombie] Antenna of Power! Agh, it didn't work!

  • [Po slurps up noodles, one ends up draped on his nose like Shifu's mustaches. Everyone starts chuckling]

    Po: What?

    Mantis: Oh, nothing... Master Shifu.

    Po: Oh, yeah, yeah.

    [imitating Shifu]

    Po: You will never be the Dragon Warrior, unless you lose 500 pounds, and brush your teeth!

    [everyone except Tigress laughs]

    Po: What is that noise you're making? Laughter? I never heard of it! Work hard, panda, and maybe someday, you will have ears like mine.

    [he holds two bowls over his head to look like Shifu's ears]

  • Tigress: Shifu loved Tai Lung like he had never loved anyone before... or since. And now, he has a chance to make things right. To train the true Dragon Warrior. And he's stuck with you. A big, fat, panda, who treats it like a joke.

    [Po makes a sudden funny face]

    Tigress: Oh that is it!

    [she lunges at Po]

    Mantis: Wait, my fault! I accidentally tweaked his facial nerve!

    [Po falls to the ground revealing a lot of needles in his back]

    Mantis: And may... have also stopped his heart.

  • Tigress: [seeing Po bounce down the palace steps] If he's smart, he won't come back up those steps.

    Monkey: But, he will.

    Viper: He's not gonna quit, is he?

    Mantis: He's not gonna quit bouncing, I'll tell you that.

  • Po: [dazed] What are you pointing at? Oh! Okay. Sorry, I just wanted to see who the Dragon Warrior was.

    Oogway: How interesting.

    Tigress: Master, are you pointing at... me?

    Oogway: Him.

    Po: Who?

    [Moves around, Oogway's finger follows him]

    Oogway: You.

    Po: What?

    Oogway: [Raising Po's arm with his stick] The universe has brought us the Dragon Warrior!

    Po: What?

    TigressCraneMonkeyMantisViper: What?

    Shifu: WHAT?

    Mr. Ping: WHAT?

  • Po: Ow! I thought you said acupuncture would make me feel *better*!

    Mantis: Trust me, it will. It's just not easy finding the right nerve points under all this...

    Po: Fat?

    Mantis: Fur! I was gonna say fur.

    Po: Sure you were.

    Mantis: Who am I to judge a warrior based on his size, I mean, look at me!

  • Viper: [as they're fighting Tai Lung on a rope bridge] Monkey!

    Mantis: Go!

    [Monkey gives the rope to Mantis and charges into battle]

    Mantis: What was I thinking?

  • Mantis: You know, guys, I never expected to die like this. I thought I'd meet a nice girl, settle down, and then she'd eat my head.

  • Mantis: I didn't have any problems with my dad. Maybe it's 'cause Mom ate his head before I was born...

  • Mantis: Fear the bug!

  • Mantis: [spotting the Wolf Boss] Isn't that the guy who hammered you in the face?

    Po: I hate that guy.

  • Mantis: Looks like this is the final chapter.

    Swan: Depends on what book you're reading.

  • Mantis: It's beautiful.

    Drax: It is. And so are you.


    Drax: On the inside.

  • [from Trailer]

    Mantis: When I touch someone I can feel their feelings.

    [touches Quill's hand]

    Mantis: You feel... love!

    Peter Quill: Yeah, I guess - Yeah, I feel a general unselfish love for everyone.

    Mantis: No. *Sexual* love...

    Peter Quill: No. No, I don't.

    Mantis: [points at Gamora] ... for her!

    Peter Quill: No!

    [Drax begins laughing hysterically]

    Drax: She just told everyone you deepest, darkest secret!

    [Drax continues laughing]

    Peter Quill: Dude! Come on! I think you're reacting a little bit!

    Drax: You must be so embarrassed!

    [continues cracking up]

    Drax: Do me! Do me! Do me!

  • Mantis: If I touch someone, I can feel their feelings.

    Peter Quill: You read minds?

    Mantis: No. Telepaths know thoughts. Empaths feel feelings. Emotions.

    [to Peter]

    Mantis: May I?

    Peter Quill: Alright.

    [Mantis touches Peter's hand]

    Mantis: You feel... love.

    Peter Quill: Yeah, I guess I feel a general, unselfish love for...

    Mantis: No. Romantic, sexual love.

    Peter Quill: No, no. No, I don't.

    Mantis: [points to Gamora] For her.

    Peter Quill: No! That is not...

    Drax: [laughing hysterically] She just told everyone you're deepest, darkest secret!

    Peter Quill: Dude, come on! I think you're overreacting a little bit.

    Drax: [still laughing] You must be so embarrassed!

    [to Mantis]

    Drax: Do me! Do me, do me!

    [Mantis touches Drax and she starts laughing hysterically]

    Mantis: I've never felt such humor!

    [Drax and Mantis are laughing and pointing at Peter]

    Peter Quill: So unbelievably uncool.

    [Mantis walks over to Gamora to touch her]

    Gamora: Touch me, and the only thing you're gonna feel is a broken jaw.

  • Mantis: [sees Rocket] I love that scruffy dog, he's so cute I'm gonna die!

    [Rocket snarls at Mantis]

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