Man in crowd Quotes in Hercules (2014)

Iolaus: General Sitacles, perhaps you would care to inspect the armour of Hercules?

Sitacles: [Tries on the armour] Leather armour? We will be skewered like pigs.

[Turns as Tydeus strikes him with an axe]

Iolaus: Linothorax. Hewn from the skin of the Erymanthean boar. It's indestructible.

Man in crowd: Wait. If it's indestructible, how did Hercules cut It off the boar?

Iolaus: He used an indestructible blade.

Ned Kelly: The country belongs to us.

Woman n Crowd: Yeah.

Man in Crowd: That's right.

Ned Kelly: And we'll go wherever we like.

Man in crowd: Down in front, you big lug!

Simpson: [spins around] Who said that?

[dead silence and no movement in the crowd]

Julia Thomas: Who is he?

Man in crowd: Jacob Walz. Must be a Dutchman.

Julia Thomas: Or a German.

Man in crowd: Yeah, that's what I said - a Dutchman.

[Jacob Walz's gold ore is being evaluated in the Assay Office]

Man in crowd: How much?

First woman in crowd: $40,000.

Second woman in crowd: It's over $40,000.

Third woman in crowd: It's way over $40,000.

Fourth woman in crowd: It's $50,000!

Man In Crowd: That's no mask.

Woman In Crowd: It's his face! He's hideous!

Man In Crowd: It's the bellringer from Notre Dame!

[the crowd gasps in fright]

Quasimodo: Oh! Oh! Oh!

[buries his face in his hands]

Clopin: [appearing onstage reassuring the audience, then soon crowning Quasi] Ladies and gentlemen, don't panic. We asked for the ugliest face in Paris, and here he is! Quasimodo, the hunchback of Notre Dame!

Felicia: Do you know why this microphone has such a long cord?

Man In Crowd: Why?

Felicia: So it's easily retrieved after I've shoved it up your ass.

Man In Crowd: More! More!

Benji: We want more!

Marion: Yes, magnificent. Bravo!

Benji: More! We want more!

Brian: Please, please, please listen! I've got one or two things to say.

The Crowd: Tell us! Tell us both of them!

Brian: Look, you've got it all wrong! You don't NEED to follow ME, You don't NEED to follow ANYBODY! You've got to think for your selves! You're ALL individuals!

The Crowd: Yes! We're all individuals!

Brian: You're all different!

The Crowd: Yes, we ARE all different!

Man in crowd: I'm not...

The Crowd: Sch!

Pontius Pilate: [Pilate is going to release a prisoner to the crowd] People of Jewusalum,

[Everybody laughs at his speech impairment]

Pontius Pilate: Wome... is your fwiend!

[They laugh more]

Pontius Pilate: To pwove our fwiendship, we will welease one of our wong-doers! Who shall I welease?

Man in crowd: Welease Woger!

[Everybody laughs, and begin to chant, "Welease Woger"]

Pontius Pilate: Vewy well, I shall... Welease... Woger!

[Everybody laughs]

Centurion: Uh, we haven't got a "Woger", sir.

Pontius Pilate: Oh, okay. We have no "Woger'!

[They all laugh]

Man in crowd: Well what about "Wodewick" then?

[They laugh and chant "Welease Wodewick!"]

Pontius Pilate: Vewy well! I shall welease... Wodewick!

[the crowd laughs some more]

Centurion: Sir, there's no "Wodewick".

Pontius Pilate: Who is this "Wodewick" you speak of?

Man in crowd: He's a wobber!

[they laugh]

Man in crowd: And a wapist!

[more laughter]

Girl In Crowd: And a pick-pocket!

[Everybody shakes their heads at her and say no]

Pontius Pilate: He sounds a notowious cwiminal.

Brian: No, no. Please, please please listen. I've got one or two things to say.

The Crowd: Tell us! Tell us both of them!

Brian: Look, you've got it all wrong. You don't need to follow me. You don't need to follow anybody! You've got to think for yourselves! You're all individuals!

The Crowd: Yes! We're all individuals!

Brian: You're all different!

The Crowd: Yes! We're all different!

Man in crowd: I'm not...

Man in crowd: Shhh!

Brian: You've all got to work it out for yourselves.

The Crowd: Yes! We've got to work it out for ourselves!

Brian: Exactly!

The Crowd: Tell us more!

Brian: No! That's the point! Don't let anyone tell you what to do! Otherwise - Ow! Ow!

[first lines]

Title Card: Intolerance of the Jews was a fact of 16th Century life even in Venice, the most powerful and liberal city state in Europe.

Title Card: By law the Jews were forced to live in the old walled foundry or 'Geto' area of the city. After sundown the gate was locked and guarded by Christians

Title Card: In the daytime any man leaving the ghetto had to wear a red hat to mark him as a Jew.

Man in Crowd: Usurer! Usurer!

Title Card: The Jews were forbidden to own property. So they practised usury, the lending of money at interest. This was against Christian law.

Title Card: The sophisticated Venetians would turn a blind eye to it but for the religious fanatics, who hated the Jews, it was another matter...

Franciscan Friar: If a man is righteous, and does what is lawful and right, if he has not exacted usury nor taken any increase, but has withdrawn his hand from all iniquity and executed true judgment between men and men, if he has walked in my statute and kept my judgment faithfully, then he is just and he shall surely live. But if he has exacted usury and taken increase, shall he then live? No, he shall not live. If he has done any of these abominations, he shall surely die, says the Lord our God. And yet you live from day to day by theft and robbery.

Shylock: Antonio.

[Antonio spits on Shylock]

Franciscan Friar: For a usurer is a thief and a robber who should hang on the gallows seven times higher than other thieves. Indeed, you trample all of God's commandments under your sinful feet.

Man in crowd: [the professor is putting money on a footrace between Flash and Johnny] That there's gold!

Prof. Jerusalem Webster Stiles: My yearly stipend as a teacher. A molder of young minds.

Man in crowd: Fifty dollars!

Prof. Jerusalem Webster Stiles: It's not much, but neither are the minds I mold.

[first lines]

Man in crowd: Stop pushing! Stop pushing!

[unintelligible yells from crowd]

Man in crowd: Please, calm down!

Elinor Glyn: [voiceover] In November of 1924, during a weekend yacht party bound for San Diego, a mysterious death occurred within the Hollywood community. However there was no coverage in the press, no police action, and of the fourteen passengers on board only one was ever questioned by authorities. Little evidence exists now or existed at the time to support any version of those weekend events. History has been written in whispers. This is the whisper told most often. The yacht, you see, belonged to William Randolph Hearst.

[pause]

Elinor Glyn: Only in a place like this do reporters and autograph hounds have absolutely no scruples about stampeding mourners at a funeral. Welcome to Hollywood, a land just off the coast of planet Earth.

[pause, Hawaiian guitars play "Aloha Oe"]

Elinor Glyn: After we all leave, the man in the box will disappear. Just his ashes will remain. After all, it's fire that can hurt you, not ashes.

Man in crowd: [as the young folk return from the school with the CO2 fire extinguishers] Hey! Here come the kids back!