Man in bathroom Quotes in My Fellow Americans (1996)

Man in bathroom: It's an honor, sir.

Matt Douglas: I can't shake right now. Have to keep my hands on the First Penis.

Kenny: [At urinal] Look, we've been through a lot together and I love you more than anything in this world, but you've got to stop popping up all the time wanting to play. I'm on a date, I can't play with you right now. Gosh, you're making it so hard. People are starting to stare at me.

Man in Bathroom: You know something, I've got the same problem.

Kenny: Trust me, my problem's a lot bigger than yours.