Mama Ronzoni Quotes in Grown Ups (2010)

Deanne McKenzie: Since when did you learn to speak Chinese?

Kurt McKenzie: Just a little something I picked up watching a Chinese cooking show.

Deanne McKenzie: That's great. Maybe you should focus a little less on the talking, and a little more of the cooking.

Mama Ronzoni: [laughs] You got told.

Kurt McKenzie: You got toe.

Mama Ronzoni: [farts] Curly. Shame on you. That crazy dog. Must have got into some of my leftover pasta fasul.

Deanne McKenzie: Yes, Mama, I'm sure that's exactly what happened.

Mama Ronzoni: It did. We should get a dog.

Deanne McKenzie: Heh. We need to get a water buffalo. Whoo!

Mama Ronzoni: Deanne, you should have married that Italian guy like I told you.

Deanne McKenzie: Yeah and if I did, you'd be the one who's pregnant right now.

Mama Ronzoni: You're probably right. I'll butt out now.

Gloria: I am older than anyone here.

Mama Ronzoni: Hell Yeah.