Mama Fratelli Quotes in The Goonies (1985)
Mama Fratelli Quotes:
[the Fratellis are interrogating Chunk]
Francis Fratelli: [grabs Chunk by the throat] Hey, kid! I want you to spill your guts, tell us everything!
Francis Fratelli: *Everything*.
Chunk: [sobbing] Everything. OK, I'll talk! In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog... when my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out!
Chunk: ...but the worst thing I ever done: I mixed up all this fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa - and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. And I never felt so bad in my entire life!
Jake Fratelli: [amused] I'm beginning to like this kid, Ma!
Mama Fratelli: [tired of Chunk's stalling] Hit puree!
Mama Fratelli: [to Mouth] You're so quiet all of a sudden you're the one they call "Mouth" aren't you?
Mouth: [mumbling] Mmm mm!
Mama Fratelli: [Mama Fratelli proceeds to pull a very long pearl necklace out of Mouth's mouth] Oh my god! OH MY GOD! Is that all?
Mouth: [mumbles] Mmm hmm.
[Mama Frateli smacks Mouth on the back of his head and he spits out the rest of his share of the jewels]
Mouth: Is this supposed to be water?
Mama Fratelli: It's wet, ain't it? Drink it!
Jake Fratelli: [the Fratelis come across the bones of Chester Copperpot, Jake checks his wallet] Niente. Kids must've cleaned him out.
Mama Fratelli: Sure, right before they ate him!
Francis Fratelli: Stupid.
Mama Fratelli: There it is. Okay, Jake, you first.
Jake Fratelli: I ain't going down there, Mama. Are you kidding me?
Mama Fratelli: [pulls out her gun and points it at Jake] GO!
Jake Fratelli: I can't argue with that, Mama.
Richard 'Data' Wang: Hey I've got a great idea you guys! Slick shoes!
Mikey, Mouth: [together] Slick shoes? ARE YOU CRAZY?
Francis Fratelli: [Jake tries to push Francis over the log] DON'T PUSH JAKE!
Jake Fratelli: I'm not pushing Francis now hurry up!
Mama Fratelli: [after Francis slips and falls on his crotch] Francis sweetheart are you okay?
Francis Fratelli: [High pitched voice] NOOOOOOO!
Jake Fratelli: Francis, the lock. The lock!
Francis Fratelli: Let go of the handle.
Jake Fratelli: I don't have the handle! Open the lock!
Mama Fratelli: Jake, up! Come on, move it!
Mama Fratelli: Kids suck.
Mama Fratelli: Come to mama Slothy, come on hmm?
Sloth: Mama, you've been bad.
Mama Fratelli: Oh, Slothy. I may have been bad. I may have kept you chained up in that room but it was for your own good.
Mama Fratelli: You remember that song I used to sing to you?
Mama Fratelli: You were little back then?
Mama Fratelli: Rock-a-bye baby on the tree top. When the wind blows the cradle will rock. When the bough breaks the cradle will fall...
Sloth: Break! Fall!
Mama Fratelli: No! I only dropped once.
Mama Fratelli: Well, maybe twice. No Sloth! Put me down!
Mama Fratelli: Now tell me where your other little friends are.
Chunk: [crying] The fireplace.
Mama Fratelli: Don't lie to me!
Chunk: Honest. We went over to Mikey's dads place and we found this map that said that underneath this place there's buried treasure.
Jake Fratelli: Come on, don't give us none of your bullshit stories huh?
Mama Fratelli: The only thing we serve here is tongue! You boys like tongue?
Mama Fratelli: Four waters. Is that all?
Mouth, Mikey: [everyone else says yes]
Mouth: No! I want the veal scalopini.
Mikey: Shut up Mouth.
Mouth: I want a good fettucini alfredo. I want a bottle of fettucine, a 1981.
Mouth: [makes a kissing sound with his fingers]
Mama Fratelli: [grabs Mouth by the chin and puts a knife to his tongue] The only thing we serve is tongue. Do you boys like tongue?
Mouth, Mikey: [others say no]
Mama Fratelli: That's all? Sit down!
Mama Fratelli: Follow them size five's
Mama Fratelli: Trust your dear old mother boys. Throw 'er into four-wheel drive and hold on to your hats.
Chunk: Mikey, Mikey, this ain't the kind of place you want to go to the bathroom in.
Mama Fratelli: Why not?
Chunk: Because they might have daddy longlegs and um... dead things, Mikey. DEAD THINGS!
Jake Fratelli: [Jake notices The Goonies and talks to Mama in Italian] E casa queste soni.
Jake Fratelli: Jake, these boys are costumers
[the Goonies gasp in panic]
Jake Fratelli: Che vuol dire, ma? Questo non e ristorante.
Mama Fratelli: Zita, Zita, stupido nocha picha jente.
Jake Fratelli: Ah, Mondenea, mondena, mama, agavito. Eh, bos, uh? You makes yourselves comfortable, uh?
[Jake addresses The Goonies in English]
Jake Fratelli: She's going to cook you something.
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