Mama Boucher Quotes in The Waterboy (1998)

Mama Boucher: Bobby, deh ever catch dat gorilla that busted outa da zoo and punched you in da eye?

Bobby Boucher: No Mama, the search continues.

Mama Boucher: You gonna lose all your fancy "fools' balls" games! And your gonna fail your big exam! Because school is...

Bobby Boucher: The devil?

[Mama gasps]

Bobby Boucher: Everything is the devil to you, Mama! Well, I like school, and I like football! And I'm gonna keep doin' them both because they make me feel good!

Bobby Boucher: [Bobby runs out, slamming the door, then comes back in] And by the way, Mama. "Alligators" are ornery 'cause of their "Medula Oblongata"!

Bobby Boucher: [Bobby runs back out, then back in again] And I like Vicki, and she like me back! And she showed me her boobies and I like them too!

[slams door on Mama]

Bobby Boucher: [after reading a question about Benjamin Franklin] Ben Franklin.

Young Bobby Boucher: [flashback to Bobby's childhood] Mama, when did Ben Franklin invent electricity?

Mama Boucher: That's nonsense, I invented electricity. Ben Franklin is the Devil!

Mama Boucher: No son of mine is gonna play any foos-ball.

Bobby Boucher: Nice hit, Mama.

Mama Boucher: Thanks, baby. Now you go on and have some fun becomin' a man.

Bobby Boucher: Mama, something bad happened today.

Mama Boucher: [Pulls up a knife] Did somebody hurt you my boy?

Mama Boucher: [to Bobby] You don't have what they call "the social skills." That's why you never have any friends, 'cept fo' yo' mama.

Mama Boucher: Are men supposed to wear pyjamas featuring a cartoon character by the name of Deputy Dawg?

Mama Boucher: [after Vicki Vallencourt mentions a football game] Foos-ball? Buncha overgrown monsters man-handlin' each other... 'Member when dat man wanted you to play foos-ball, Bobby?