Male patient Quotes in Another You (1991)
Male patient Quotes:
Therapist: George, we have a nice man coming by to take you to the theater, the musuem, help you re-introduce yourself to the world. Are you ready for that, George?
George: I don't know.
Therapist: What did you tell me the other day? You said, I'm a Ready Teddy Yo! What did you say yesterday?
George: I'm a ready teddy yo.
Therapist: Are you afraid, George? That you'll go out there and start lying again?
Phil: [in a crazy English accent] No, No. He's just afraid of lyin. Isn't that right, Pinoch?
Phil: Ya Ha Ha Ha Ha! He starts lyin', then his nose starts growin', I hate it when that happens. Ya Ha Ha Ha Ha!
Therapist: Now that's enough Phil, you let him talk.
Brad: Nah, he's afraid he'll see his old girlfried, and he won't be able to get it up.
Therapist: Is that true George?
George: No! Anyway, she dumped me.
Therapist: Why did she dump you, George?
Male patient: [stands up and points at George] She dumped you because you told her you were a brain surgeon!
Therapist: Did you tell her that, George?
Therapist: What did you tell her?
George: Told her I was a paratrooper in the navy seals.
Phil: [in a Peter Falk Columbo voice] Wait! Are you saying that this man is not in our armed service? Did you know this? I didn't know this! I have egg on my face!
Therapist: George, George why did you feel like you had to lie to her?
George: Oh! She never would have looked at me twice if I had told her I was a Volvo Salesman for Horsch Muller!
Therapist: The guys put a little something together for you George, to help give you confidence in your new life.
Phil: [in William Shatner's voice] Very well Mister Spock. Gentleman, set your phasers on stun.
Tim: Ha Ha!
Phil: [still in William Shatner's voice] George, on behalf of my entire crew, Spock, Bones, Scotty
[makes the hand motions for emphasis]
Phil: We'd like to present to you a little gift we picked up on Rigel 4. It's our way of saying, good luck out there in the world. God Speed, show 'em what you're made of mister!
Tim: [makes the Vulcan hand sign for greetings and goodbye]
Phil: [still in the William Shatner voice] Live Long and Prosper! Go where no *man*, has... gone before!-- Male patient
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