Male Passenger Quotes in Airplane II: The Sequel (1982)

Steve McCroskey: Listen good. That thing is bound to come apart on you at that speed, and that's no good! It's got to be in one piece when you land on the moon! You know damn well that that warp drive has never been tested!

[stabs his cigarette into the left hand of the controller sitting next to him]

Steve McCroskey: You're putting yourself and everybody else on that ship in jeopardy!

[cuts to the cabin of the shuttle, where Art Fleming is suddenly doing a match of Jeopardy! with the passengers as the contestants]

Jeopardy Host: All right, Contestant #38.

Male Passenger: Art, I'll take Air Shuttle Disasters for $40.

Jeopardy Host: The answer is...

[the display with $40 on it rotates to reveal the answer]

Jeopardy Host: ... the Mayflower!

Male Passenger: [TV Version] There's nothing, to worry about.

Testa, Shuttle Stewardess: Could you, hand me your cup please? Thank you. Be careful, it's very hot, okay.

Male Passenger: Thank you, and stewardess, would you please tell my wife, that these flights are completely safe? I hope, she hears it from you.

Testa, Shuttle Stewardess: There's nothing, to worry about.

[Unger's hand sticking out, of the door]

Testa, Shuttle Stewardess: [Screams, and drops the last pitcher of coffee on the female passenger]

Female Passenger: [Screams, after Testa dropped the coffee on her]

[slowly walking up a staircase to the stern as the ship is about to sink]

Male Passenger: Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death...

Jack: You want to walk a little faster through that valley there?