Major Chip Hazard Quotes in Small Soldiers (1998)
Major Chip Hazard Quotes:
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Major Chip Hazard: I love the smell of polyurethane in the morning.
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Major Chip Hazard: You've got a lot of guts. Let's see what they look like.
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Major Chip Hazard: We're not toys, we're action figures!
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[while pulling the X-1000 chip from the deceased Nick Nitro's head]
Major Chip Hazard: A mind is a terrible thing to waste.
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Major Chip Hazard: Are you scared? We're all scared. You'd have to be crazy not to be scared.
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Major Chip Hazard: It's a small world after all.
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Major Chip Hazard: Damn the torpedoes, or give me death.
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Major Chip Hazard: If it lacerates or detonates, I want it mobile and I want it lethal.
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Major Chip Hazard: An officer and a gentleman does not strike a lady!
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Major Chip Hazard: There will be no mercy.
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Major Chip Hazard: Yo maggot! An officer and a gentlemen does not strike a lady.
Brad: What?
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Archer: Major Chip Hazard.
Major Chip Hazard: Gorgonite scum!
Archer: Leave Alan alone. Your fight is with me.
Major Chip Hazard: You've got a lot of guts. Let's see what they look like.
[stabs Archer in the knee]
Archer: They're wires and metal, the same as yours.
[pulls knife out and attacks Chip, who grabs Archer]
Major Chip Hazard: We're nothing alike. You are programmed to lose!
[kicks Archer a few times]
Archer: I'm also programmed to learn.
Major Chip Hazard: Too bad you never learned to win. School's out, loser. Hyah!
[kicks Archer off the pole]
Major Chip Hazard: Victory is ours!
Alan: Have I got a shock for you.
[grabs Chip]
Alan: You stupid toy!
[jams Chip into the transformer, electrocuting him]
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