Maisie Quotes in The Boy Friend (1971)
Hortense, Maisie, Fay, Dulcie, Nancy: [singing] We'd save for him, And slave for him, We'd even misbehave for him, That certain thing called "The Boy Friend"
Maisie: Say, that's a kickie step. Who taught you that?
Tommy: Search me, Toots? You see, as a kid I was kicked in the head and when I came to - amnesia.
Maisie: How on earth did that happen?
Tommy: You've heard of the Russian Revolution - and all that jazz?
Tommy: Well, I'm told I was on the steppes of Odessa, when the Whites went bananas. When I woke up, all I could remember was how to tap dance.
Mme. Dubonnet: [singing] I am so good, At spreading mirth and joy
Percy: But it's no good, With such a sulky boy
Maisie, Fay, Dulcie, Nancy: I try, To play the game the other fellows all choose
Percy: The other fellows all choose
Maisie, Fay, Dulcie, Nancy: I sigh, Because you always refuse
Mme. Dubonnet: What is a girl to do, With such a boy as you? I've got those
Percy, Mme. Dubonnet, Maisie, Fay, Dulcie, Nancy: Dreary, Weary, You-Don't-Want-To-Play-With-Me Blues
Tony: [on stage] I can show you a good time. Its not has as if I hadn't got plenty of cash.
Maisie: Money isn't everything, though, it certainly helps!
Tony: One more ad lib like that, Toots, and you're getting a knuckle sandwich.
Alphonse: Behave yourself or I'll belt ya.
Maisie: Just try it you little twerp.
Alphonse: Do not forget tonight you will dance the tango with me!
Maisie: Of course, not!
Susanna: Want to sleep with mommy tonight?
Maisie: Um hmm.
Susanna: In my bed?
Maisie: Um hmm.
Susanna: You promise not to kick me?
Maisie: I promise.
Margo: I'm sorry I got mad at him. He must think I'm awful.
Maisie: Mommy gets mad at him all the time.
Maisie: [to George Raft] You've got to get a classy name. That 'George Raft' is too ordinary.
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