Maisie Quotes in The Boy Friend (1971)

Hortense, Maisie, Fay, Dulcie, Nancy: [singing] We'd save for him, And slave for him, We'd even misbehave for him, That certain thing called "The Boy Friend"

Maisie: Say, that's a kickie step. Who taught you that?

Tommy: Search me, Toots? You see, as a kid I was kicked in the head and when I came to - amnesia.

Maisie: How on earth did that happen?

Tommy: You've heard of the Russian Revolution - and all that jazz?

Maisie: Yes!

Tommy: Well, I'm told I was on the steppes of Odessa, when the Whites went bananas. When I woke up, all I could remember was how to tap dance.

Mme. Dubonnet: [singing] I am so good, At spreading mirth and joy

Percy: But it's no good, With such a sulky boy

Maisie, Fay, Dulcie, Nancy: I try, To play the game the other fellows all choose

Percy: The other fellows all choose

Maisie, Fay, Dulcie, Nancy: I sigh, Because you always refuse

Mme. Dubonnet: What is a girl to do, With such a boy as you? I've got those

Percy, Mme. Dubonnet, Maisie, Fay, Dulcie, Nancy: Dreary, Weary, You-Don't-Want-To-Play-With-Me Blues

Tony: [on stage] I can show you a good time. Its not has as if I hadn't got plenty of cash.

Maisie: Money isn't everything, though, it certainly helps!

Tony: One more ad lib like that, Toots, and you're getting a knuckle sandwich.

Alphonse: Behave yourself or I'll belt ya.

Maisie: Just try it you little twerp.

Alphonse: Do not forget tonight you will dance the tango with me!

Maisie: Of course, not!

[first lines]

Susanna: Want to sleep with mommy tonight?

Maisie: Um hmm.

Susanna: In my bed?

Maisie: Um hmm.

Susanna: You promise not to kick me?

Maisie: I promise.

Margo: I'm sorry I got mad at him. He must think I'm awful.

Maisie: Mommy gets mad at him all the time.

Maisie: [to George Raft] You've got to get a classy name. That 'George Raft' is too ordinary.