Mailman Quotes in Next Friday (2000)
Mailman Quotes:
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Mailman: [knocks on door] .
Mailman: Delivery, got a delivery.
[rings doorbell twice]
Craig Jones: Who is it?
Mailman: Got a delivery. Come on smart blood. Come on I got a delivery, its kind of hot out here buddy.
[Craig opens the door]
Mailman: Come on sparky.
Craig Jones: What's up!
Mailman: Nice house. I didn't expect you to answer it, but this is a fine place here. What are you, one of those uh, entertainer guys, huh. What do you play sports? What team do you play for?
Craig Jones: I play for the Cucamonga Cracker Killers. You want tickets...
Mailman: [waves his hand] Hey don't want any trouble with you. You don't have to send your posse out here to do a 187 in my ass. Just uh, got a little mail for you to sign.
[puts both hands up]
Mailman: Partner!
Craig Jones: What's this?
Mailman: Uh, that's what they call a delinquent property tax notice. I hope the crack killers pay well. Otherwise it's back to the ghetto you go. Uh, take it easy.
[starts singing a tune and walks away]
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Loc Dog: Never forget, man. Either they don't know... or don't show or just don't care... about bein' a menace to South Central while they drink their juice in the hood. That's what it's all about, Tray. That's what it's all about.
Mailman: What the fuck is he talkin' about?
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Ashtray: It hurt me to wake up and see my beautiful black people suffer, victimized by the oppressive, harsh realities of the hood. I guess, even though we were free, we were still slaves... in the mind.
Mailman: Message.
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Ashtray: You know, it's kinda tough - growin' up in the hood without a - without a positive male role model to look up to.
Mailman: Message.
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Loc Dog: Having a gun doesn't give you any power. You wanna know where the real power is?
Doo Rag: In the bullets!
Loc Dog: No! In The books! See, Doo Rag, your mind - it is like a gun, and you wanna load it up with little... bitty... bullets... of knowledge.
Mailman: [as a baby in a crib] Message!
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[repeated line]
Mailman: Message!
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Mailman: Messsssssaaaaage!
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Mailman: What's a little boy like you doing with big boy smut like this?
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Mailman: I heard you mentioned to the gentleman that you thought I was a hottie.
Larry Valentine: Oh, yeah, you know, sorry if I came off a little weird.
Mailman: No, no, no, there's nothing to worry about, sir. I don't bite. Listen, just so you know, if you're ever home alone in the afternoons, I make drop-offs and I always deliver.
Larry Valentine: You know, I am pretty loyal to Chuck.
Mailman: Right, I understand, I'm just saying if you ever wanna explore other feelings, there's no extra postage, and it's always first class.
Larry Valentine: Alright, Anything else you feel you need to say there?
Mailman: I handle with care.
Larry Valentine: Ok Ron, thank you very much, I appreciate it.
Mailman: I'd be happy to come in through the back door.
Larry Valentine: I'm sure you would.
[Shuts door in Ron's face]
Mailman: I'm used to holding large packages.
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Mailman: All those kids yours?
Frank Gilbreth: Oh, these aren't so many. You ought to see the ones we left behind.
Mailman: How you ever feed 'em?
Frank Gilbreth: Oh, they come cheaper by the dozen.
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[first lines]
Elwood P. Dowd: Is this 348?
Mailman: Yes, it is.
Elwood P. Dowd: I gotta special delivery here.
Mailman: Oh, that sounds interesting.
Elwood P. Dowd: It's for Dowd.
Mailman: Dowd. Dowd's my name. Elwood P. Let me give you one of my cards.
Elwood P. Dowd: That won't be necessary sir. Just, eh, sign right here. Beautiful day.
Mailman: Oh, every day's a beautiful day.
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Mailman: Mr. Faber, is there such a place a hell?
Arlen Faber: Yes, there is. I think it was Sartre that said it best really when he said, and I quote, hell - is other people.
[slams the door]
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Mailman: [about Arlen] Be careful with him. Maybe he wrote Me and God, but he did *not* read it.
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Marlon Browne: [the mailman has dropped off a letter in the mailbox, while a dog bites at his leg] Would you do me a favor and open it, please? I'm too nervous.
Mailman: I'd love to.
[he opens the letter and reads it]
Mailman: Marlon Browne? Congratulations.
Marlon Browne: I did it! I got into Ramsey! It's from Ramsey?
Mailman: No, it's from Ed McMahon. You may have already won ten million dollars.
-- Mailman
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