Maida Quotes in The Ice Pirates (1984)

Maida: [after killing Patch's assistant] I think you owe the lady and me an apology

Patch: [smiles] My apologies.

Maida: [slices off his eye patch] You didn't sound to sincere to me.

Patch: I'm sorry.

Parrot: Don't believe him. He's lying.

Maida: It says here that the water planet has so much moisture on its surface that it continuously creates cycles of clouds and falling rain.

Killjoy: Sure. You know what that means. That means that we will both be able to take hot wet baths together.

Maida: The man who kills a killer is a killer.

Young David: Mother?

Maida: Yes?

Young David: Can we get married when I grow up?

Maida: Oh, David, you are such a funny child!