Maid Quotes in That Man from Rio (1964)

Agnès Villermosa: [On the phone] What? In the museum? I'll come at once.

[Quickly leaves]

Aunt: You didn't eat your perch!

Maid: You didn't eat your perch!

Max: How many have I had?

Maid: Two.

Max: Make it an uneven three.

Curly: Great, now what are we gonna do?

Maid: [to the party security guard] Here, send those balloon men in as soon as they get here.

Party Security: Will do.

Moe: [Moe snaps his fingers] That's our cue, boys. Come on!

Moe: [the Stooges carry several bunches of balloons] Balloon men coming through.

Larry: Out of our way, these things are heavy.

Moe: [the guard opens the gate; Moe hands him a balloon] There you go, crusher.

Maid: Do you think he's the murderer?

Robert Parks: It's worse than that - he's an actor!

[while looking for Buzz]

Harley: Are you Fuzzy?

Maid: You shut your filthy mouth!

Maid: If you want to take a bath, we'll need half an hour's warning.

Wanda Giardino Cavalli: Oh, yes!

Ivan Cavalli: A hot bath?

Maid: Naturally.

Ivan Cavalli: Is there a surcharge?

Maid: Two hundred lire.

Ivan Cavalli: Yes! There is time, my dear. It's 9:00 now. Aunt and Uncle will be here at 10:30. Perfect. A hot bath for my wife! Perhaps tomorrow I'll take one myself. Okay?

[to the maid, not in on the conspiracy]

Sparkes: Last week she thought I was the Queen.

Maid: Comin' down in the world, aren't you?

Baron Frankenstein: [lastlines]

[Raises a glass of wine to offer a toast]

Baron Frankenstein: Well, as I said before, here I say again, Here's... Here's to a son... to the House of Frankenstein.

Maid: Indeed, Sir. You too, Sir.

Maid: If you please, Herr Baron, the Burgomaster.

Baron Frankenstein: Well, tell him to go away.

Maid: But, he says its important.

Baron Frankenstein: Nothing the Burgomaster can say, can be of the slightest importance.

[first lines]

Man cleaning doorknob: Thirty thousand.

Maid: From the Russians?

Man cleaning doorknob: No, from the French. From the Russians we capture more than that every day.

Cecile: Albertine! I mean Léontine! Slight maid problem. Some weird sisters rotate working for us.

Anne Larson: Weird? How?

Cecile: Every week one or the other is suddenly stricken with some odd malady. Maybe it's us.

Maid: Yes, Mademoiselle?

Cecile: Oh! Léontine...

Maid: Léontine has a bad liver. I am her sister, Claudine.

[as Mrs. Tsui approaches May]

May Ho: Grandma, I'm still a patient.

Mrs. Tsui: What do you usually do in the house?

Maid: [in English] Smoking, drinking, sleeping, eating, watching TV!

Mrs. Tsui: If you can drink and smoke, it means you can work. Come to the office on Monday. Be on time.

Maid: He's crazy!

Martin: They're all crazy. They're all crazy except you and me. Sometimes I have my doubts about you.

Maid: Yes.