Magnet Quotes in Holes (2003)

Magnet: Hey. Maybe it'll rain for 40 days and 40 nights, like it did in the Bible.

Armpit: Yeah, maybe we'll have to build an arc.

Squid: We'll get two of every animal...

X-Ray: Yeah, two scorpions, two rattlesnakes, two yellow spotted lizards all that.

Magnet: [about the dog he stole] I would have made it out, too... if my pocket didn't start barkin'.

Magnet: Maybe he found Zero. Maybe they're still alive.

X-Ray: Yeah, and maybe the Easter Bunny and the Tooth Fairy are still alive.

Squid: Maybe my mom'll stop drinkin' and my dad'll come back.

Twitch: Man when Caveman stole that truck... oh...

Zig-Zag: That was awesome.

Armpit: Yeah, Caveman did have style.

Zig-Zag: What color was it's blood?

Stanley: I-I don't know. I couldn't tell.

Zig-Zag: I wish I'd a seen it. Bam!

Magnet: If Mr. Sir didn't shoot it, Stanley, you'd be in the hole.

Zig-Zag: Don't you know each one's got exactly 11 spots?

Squid: Yeah, man, but if you ever get close enough to count 'em, you're dead.

Armpit: Look, it's the lizards we're workin' for, man. We build their houses for 'em. I mean, yesterday I saw 10 of 'em in one hole.

Squid: We ain't diggin' for no lizards

Armpit: What we diggin' for then man?

X-Ray: Like Mr. Sir said, we diggin' to build some character.

Stanley: Where's a person go to the bathroom around here?

Magnet: Pick a hole, any hole

Stanley: Man how did she know my name?

Zig-Zag: Oh, man, she's got the whole place wired. Oh yeah, she has these little cameras and microphones all over the place. In the tent, in the rec room, in the showers.

Stanley: They're not in the showers.

Squid: Oh don't listen to him. I read his file. It said he suffers from, um, oh. acute paranoia.

Magnet: So I guess that means she watches me everyday, huh.

Armpit: Man, he said cameras and microphones, not microscopes.

Twitch: Jaguar, that's a nice car.

Magnet: Don't even think about it, Twitch.

[X-ray takes Stanley's shovel]

Magnet: You picked up X-Ray's shovel. It's shorter than the rest of 'em.

Squid: Smaller shovel, smaller hole.

Magnet: Nobody messes with the Caveman.

X-Ray: Did you see the Caveman back there?

Stanley: I don't wanna mess with anybody.

Zig-Zag: Come on, Caveman.

Stanley: ...I'm Caveman?

Zero: Better than Barfbag.