Madame Swempski Quotes in Monkey Business (1931)

Madame Swempski: I don't like this innuendo.

Groucho: That's what I always say: love flies out the door when money comes innuendo.

Groucho: And you can say it was a real love match. We married for money.

Madame Swempski: Oh, you impudent cad!

Groucho: Eh, my shrinking violet? Say, it wouldn't hurt you to shrink thirty or forty pounds.

Madame Swempski: I'll report you to your paper.

Groucho: I'll thank you to let me do the reporting. Is it true you're getting a divorce as soon as your husband recovers his eyesight? Is it true you wash your hair in clam broth? Is it true you used to dance in a flea circus?