Mad Dog Quotes in The Raid: Redemption (2011)

Mad Dog: Pulling a trigger is like ordering a takeout.

Batman: Mad Dog, you ARE going to take the shortcut to the Interstate, aren't you?

Mad Dog: We're here to win, ain't we? If you're gonna be a bear, BE A GRIZZLY!

Both: ARRR!

J.J. McClure: Excuse me. Excuse me. Hey, Mad Dog!

Mad Dog: Hey, J.J!

J.J. McClure: Look, you probably didn't realize this, but the parking lot's outside.

Mad Dog: I know. The brakes went out.

J.J. McClure: Who do you think you are? The president?

Mad Dog: [imitating Richard Nixon] Well, let me make one thing perfectly clear, we feel terrible about it. Now, if they can't take a joke,

[gives the up yours arm gesture sans finger]

Mad Dog: Hey, you the one running this fleabag?

Desk Clerk: Huh?

Mad Dog: Where the hookers?

Desk Clerk: What?

Mad Dog: Hookers, man! Where the hookers?

[after jumping a moving train]

Mad Dog: Evel Knievel, you've got yourself some competition!

Mad Dog: [Batman tries to beat up a biker] Hold it! You'll never last five minutes in a New York Subway

Mad Dog: [Mad Dog whacks the biker across the knee with a board and then on the back, knocking him down] Now *that?s* the way it's done!

[the racers, all neck and neck, are approaching the finish line, with Mad Dog and Batman in the lead]

Mad Dog: We got 'em.

Batman: We got 'em!

[Suddenly a car come in the way, forcing Mad Dog & Batman's GMC truck to do a 180 stop. Bradford and Shakey's motorcycle slips and skids]

J.J. McClure: [screams] LOOK OUT!

[J.J. and Victor's ambulance van and all the other cars come to screeching halt]

J.J. McClure: [yells] Okay, it's a foot race!

Doctor Nikolas Van Helsing: I've got the card.

J.J. McClure: No, gimmie that, Doc! Come on, it's a foot race!

[All the racers storm out and begin running to the finish line to see who can be the first to punch at the clock and win the race]

Victor Prinsi: Have no fear! Chaos is here! DA-DA-DUM!

J.J. McClure: [hands Victor the time card] Take it and win, Captain!

Pamela Glover: Come on, Chaos! You can do it!

[as Victor and Marcie sprints, J.J. jumps on the other racers, tackling them down]

Doctor Nikolas Van Helsing: Does anyone need medical attention?

Mad Dog: You know what I hate? Two groups of people: fucking cops and creeps who betray their old bosses.

Mad Dog: Fight me for her!

Mad Dog: I'll be right back.

[goes to get some twinkies, for a colleague]

Mike: You're killin' him, Mad Dog... Get him some Melba toast.

[Mad Dog is in a happy mood and singing]

Mike: What, you got laid last night?

Mad Dog: I don't get laid, I make love.

[Glory catches Wayne counting money in the bathroom]

Glory: How much am I going for?

Mad Dog: About $40,000.

Glory: Is that all?

Mad Dog: Knocked down from 75.

Glory: I must be out of season.

Mad Dog: It's the first time I pulled out my gin in 15 years. I pissed on myself.

Mike: You know why? Because you're a sensitive, intelligent indivdual.

Mad Dog: You ever piss on yourself?

Mike: Look, I would'a walked in there and drilled the red-eyed little bastard, and that's just the way I am. On the other hand, if I ever had an intelligent thought, I would die a lonely guy. It all evens out, you know what I mean?

Mike: Look, if that ever happens again, the best thing is to have sex.

Frank Milo: Are you married?

Mad Dog: No. No, not personally, no.